Aural Only: Enrique Iglesias

We’re amazed that it’s taken us this long to write about a song in which Enrique Iglesias sings about fucking us. Who cares if it’s another headache-inducing dance track where he’s Auto-Tuned beyond belief? We just like to imagine Enrique serenading us with an acoustic version of this track, as he slowly gyrates in a sweaty jockstrap.

As an additional bonus, this isn’t anywhere near as whiny as “I Like It”, and the music video involves absolutely zero members of the Jersey Shore cast. Of course, there technically isn’t a music video for this song, so we can’t promise Snooki won’t jump out and ruin everything for us. You never know. She’s tricky like that.

UPDATE: There is now a music video. It involves an orgy. Need we say more?

– Dewitt

To listen to “Tonight (I’m Fuckin’ You)”, follow the JUMP:

17 thoughts on “Aural Only: Enrique Iglesias

  1. I usually do not post on these. I just get them to my Google Reader, but I had to say something about this. HOT! No mixed words about it. Whether it is on in the background while you’re making love to that special someone, or when you’re gyrating on the dance floor with the flavour of the week, this song is ORGASM inducing all over!

  2. lol very tacky, as usual !! I hate this guy…i dont even find him sexy, and his voice sucks big time… lol

  3. Not bad, I like how they kept the lyrics generic, not referring to “girl” or “woman” just “baby” and “honey.”
    If he wants to follow through with me, I’m up to it.

  4. Not bad, I like how they kept the lyrics generic, not referring to “girl” or “woman” just “baby” and “honey.”
    If he wants to follow through with me, I’m up to it.

  5. “reputation”?
    i think enrique’s reputation was always “a romantic lover”
    no a “fuck you” “rude boy” type…
    too forward…
    not something i wanna hear from enrique..
    the only time i can imagine listening to this is … during sex haha.

  6. Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, anyway I can get him I’d definately be fucking him. Wouldn’t let him outta bed…We can debate forever on the song and whether we like it or not. It will be played in the dance clubs and when it comes on the floor will be packed..You’ll dash out there to grind and/or dry hump your dance partner. i think it’s a good dance hit which is probably all he wanted it to be.

  7. This is the type of music almost everyone listens to on the radio and want to see in the weekly Manhunt countdown. So let’s stop pretending we hate it, because you, you and yes, you also love this song. I was shocked at first that Enrique would sing something like this, but since is pop/dance music, it can’t be that serious. Let’s just enjoy it and wait for the video. God save us from Snooki or any other Jersey Whore appearing in it.

  8. Oh wowwwwwwwwwww. I am speechless. First we get Keri Hilson’s ‘The Way You Love Me’, and now THIS? Man music sure is getting vulgar. This song is like, unbelievably bad. It reaches the heights of awfulness of songs released by Katy Perry (‘Peacock’) and Christina Aguilera (almost all of ‘Bionic’ – I mean, ‘Woohoo’? Seriously?).

    I’m still going to have to convince myself this songs exists by talking about it tomorrow.

  9. I heard & had this song months ago & been play’n it nonstop imaging Enrique & I engaged in a Maxwell induced Til Tha Cops Come Knock’n bedroom session!!! & oh, baby he LOVES IT!!!

  10. why can’t he go back to his spanish music days? he was soooo much better than. this type of music seems so unlike him

  11. I agree, Yaya. This music is really beyond his vocal range, which I think is why it’s so autotuned. You need a powerful set of pipes to pull off club music like this, and he doesn’t have that. His vocal gifts are much better matched to romantic songs and emotive ballads.

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