As much as we’d love to see naked pictures of pop star Taio Cruz, his new single “Dirty Picture” doesn’t really aid in fueling our fantasies. It’s the opposite of boner inducing, thanks to a headache-worthy dance beat, a cameo by musical plague Ke$ha and the fact that he doesn’t even take his shirt off in the music video.
So why the hell are we even bothering to write about it? Well, given how much you love Lindsay Lohan these days, it’s become explicitly clear to us that you’re into total trash. Expect this to make a splash on next Saturday’s Weekly Top Ten.
– Dewitt
To listen to “Dirty Picture”, follow the JUMP:
I don’t know which is worse, this song or her busted face. I can’t stand Kesha. i’m sorry, I meant to write Ke$ha. *vomits*
Ke$ha needs to take a bath and start from there.
Have to agree that Ke$sha is pretty repulsive, though some of her singles are rather catchy, and I didn’t mind the last Taio Cruz single either. This track definitely is not that great, but I’d take the Audi R8 in a heartbeat.
was that sundai from antm?
I’m voting for the worst songs on the countdown.
My votes go to Lindsay Lohan and now this! Lololololol
The actual song is better, only because they’ve changed this one to a radio edit, which then makes it lose whatever edge it did have. There’s also some pretty wicked choreography to this song that some dancers have come up with. I really like the original song, but not the version shown here. Then again, I work in a bar, and used to do hip hop, so I kind of have to like this style of music.
The original song – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjQhtMmU5JM
The choreography by Dejan – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MY2P8Ib-tWc
Ugh, can this girl sing or does she just kinda talk on ALL her songs? I can’t believe Rihanna is touring with her.
Someone should flush her down that toilet lol
thats DEFINITELY sundai\
i actually loved the song
I rather enjoyed this plus Ke$ha is pretty hot