Lazy “Friar Fuck” Wordplay Goes Here. I’m not totally sure why this one is going on here, or when it was even made, but I really liked it and maybe that’s enough reason. This stars nobody (a refreshing change of pace) and I have […]
Let’s go shopping! I’m one of those consumers that places like amazon and zappos have wet dreams about. Not only do I regularly order from them, but I also have this nasty habit of just ‘boredom shopping’ when I’m watching tv or on an […]
Hot! Terrifying! Confusing! Pretty Hot, Though! A few Thursdays ago, I posted the couple of scenes of the Centurians of Rome that RetroMales had put up, and I got a shocking number of emails about it! I love when that happens! And the comments […]
Titan’s studly director rubs one out; claims it was a ‘joke.’ I’ve had a pretty solid crush on Jasun Mark even before I took this job or paid attention to what he was doing for Titan. But somehow, I managed to entirely miss his […]
You want some? As I mentioned in this liveblog post, Diesel Washington was easily the best part of the entire multi-car-pile-up that was the Grabby awards ceremony, and Naked Sword is wasting no time capitalizing on it, pitching him here as a “bad boy” […]
CAUSE THE DICK TOO BIIIIIG. Oh Titan. Bless you. Bless you all. That last Blueprint scene was really hard to pay attention to because Bruce Beckham’s massive, shelf-like chest kept getting in my eyes. And this one features that Senator that wouldn’t stop fuckin […]
Than I even remembered! And I love this guy! Thank god Next Door Ebony called Damian Brooks back to shoot. He hasn’t done anything with them since February of 2015 and we’re all worse off for it. This dude has the thickest, fattest ass […]
It’s confusing. Continuing their larger series of “what on earth did I actually just watch,” Maskurbate released a scene last week featuring one guy! In a jack off race with himself! Pretending to be his own twin! It’s! More convoluted than necessary! From […]
There are no more porn stars. There is only Aaron Bruiser. I don’t know what I can do to build this up for you because it’s epically wonderful and dirtbaggy and amazing and everything I want from a pairing like this. Aaron Bruiser is […]
That smile, that ass, plus also he’s a gymnast. Whut. Good morning! This actually came in last night, but it wasn’t gonna be live until this morning, so I waited to post it, which was tough, because Houston is riiiddiiiiiiculously cute (seriously, his big, […]
