The history of this John Christopher classic, Centurians of Rome [sic], is almost more interesting than the movie itself. The legend goes that this film was actually funded by robbing a Brink’s security guard to the tune of almost 2 million dollars. Lloyd’s of London even filed […]
Author: Tyler
Morning Wood: May 10, 2016
Good morning, beardy musclefucker. I don’t know your actual name, although I suspect that this is your London escort ad, so I’m gonna call you Samuel for lack of a better option. But damn, daddy. With shoulders and arms like that, I’ll be glad to […]
Did I Just Almost Cry At a Porn Trailer?
I clicked to watch this because I like Trey Turner, and then suddenly it’s got this sad-ass story and music from a Lifetime movie! How was I not gonna choke up a little bit when Trey’s making that puppy face and huggin on some dude […]
Sean Cody’s Caleb
I don’t know what to tell you about this one. He’s so cute. I feel like Quinn Morgandorfer being only able to describe anything about this boy as “cuuuute.” I kept waiting for something horrible to happen, like one of his teeth fell out or he […]
ICYMI: Rim My Ass!
This has been a bonkers seven days at MHD Headquarters. We got this new site up and (sort of) running, and I’ve spent the whole time trying to put out fires and start other fires to make all of this work like it’s supposed to. […]
Morning Wood: May 9, 2016
Good fucken morning, Vonteris. You are completely flawless and I am impressed. What a nice opener to a Monday: You can follow Vonteris on twitter here, but I’m not totally sure what his deal is. No naked dudes or dick pics in his TL, […]
Romantic AF
Listen. I see it. Ok? I see how saccharine and over the top this is. I. DON’T. CARE. I have an irrational, inexplainable crush on Ricky Decker, stemming from my days at Rentboy.com and I think he is fine as hell. I will watch him […]
All Of This Is A+
Sometimes it’s easy to think of a bunch of things to say about stuff that I watch because it’s really good. We haven’t spent much time during my reign here talking about the Men.com suite of smut sites, and that’s totally my fault. I forget […]
Morning Wood: May 8, 2016
Good morning, Olimpio Alves, you furry, Brazilian bastard. Even though I could find his facebook and instagram (and I think his LinkedIn) I can’t for the life of me sort out what this guy does, other than be muscly and hot. Which is a job. […]
Late Run: Locker Room Showoff
Locker room showoffs are my favorite because in the moment, you’re never sure exactly what’s going on. Maybe somebody is just getting dressed really slowly, or maybe they’re trying to make sure everybody sees. Or – like this guy – maybe they’ve set up their […]