Yes, I still know that it isn’t called “Ass Friends.” Save it for the courtroom, Judge Reinhold. But Hot House‘s latest (last?) chapter of the compelling Ass Fiends series features Micah Brandt, yet again, and all I can assume is that everyone at HH is […]
Author: Tyler
Make Em Jump Off The Dick: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]
Morning Wood: May 7, 2016
Good morning, Bel Ami beauty, Hoyt Kogan. These are some throwback pics and a quick video, but I’m on a Bel Ami tear this week and I can’t get enough smooth skinned, pouty lipped youths (and big uncut dicks), for some reason. So here we […]
GISP: Another Insatiable Bottom ❤
Part of my job is watching a lot of fucking. And I realize, watching all that, that not everything is really FOR me. You know? I don’t know how to define what I like but it’s sort of like that obscure definition of obsenity – I […]
Too Big? or JUUUUUST Right?
This is probably an ironic juxtaposition with today’s morning wood post, but I’m dying to know MHD readers think it ‘ideal.’ Metro Weekly yesterday released survey results from ten countries asking respondents what they thought the “ideal” penis size was, and then compared that to […]
Morning Wood: May 6, 2016
Good morning, glorious uncircumcised penis. It’s Friday, and that thing is veiny and epic and amazing. And that tattoo looks suscpiously familiar, but I can’t place it: Do you know who this magnificent member belongs to? Good morning! – tyler
Bel Ami: Hot Even When It’s Not That Hot
Bel Ami was the first porn I ever spent money on when I was 18 years old. I bought a dvd from a catalog and it was mailed to my house where my father intercepted it and tried to give me a long, very confusing, […]
Another Episode of Great Scene/Crappy Trailer
Falcon seems like such a hit or miss situation. Sometimes they do GREAT shit like this and then other times it’s this mess. One way they ensure that I’m gonna watch though – good or bad – is putting someone like Gabriel Cross in their stuff. […]
Morning Wood: May 5, 2016
Good morning, JJ Knight. I don’t think you get nearly enough work, and I find you to be just irrationally attractive from all angles. I’ll do my best to get this new Cockyboys scene with you and Ricky up today, but in the meantime, woof: […]
We’re Still Tweaking It!
If you’ve popped into the site this week at all, you may have noticed that things don’t look quite like they have for the last six years. We’re in the middle of a total overhaul and while we’ve hit a few bumps in the road, […]