Good morning, Random Tumblr Hottie. I don’t know who you are, and google image search was little help. But maybe some MHD readers can do a little puzzle solving and tell me how to learn more about you. Because if you’re hiding a dick like that […]
Author: Tyler
Perfect Penis Club: Carlos Leão
This is a tough one to beat. What can I even say about this cock? Carlos Leão, bro. WTF. This thing makes my mouth water regardless of what it’s doing. Even when it’s just hanging there soft like it is in that header. I […]
“Is He OK!?” I Yelled at the Screen
Good lord, Brazil. Is it something in your water? I don’t know what the deal is what Brazil, but I’ve never met someone from there and thought “oh. You’re average looking. And that’s a regular sized penis. Meh.” They’re always just gorgeous, caramel-colored sex […]
American Muscle Hunks Megapost | Part 1
This site. I have lost my ability to even. One of the hassles about this job is not having enough hours in the day to talk about every single thing that happens that I think is cool. And I really make an effort to […]
An Acrobatic Tour De Force
Rafael Carreres + Javi Velaro are going to ruin that couch. I noramlly don’t even look at comments posted on scenes I like when I watch the full versions, but this was from the week before last and I wasn’t feeling a couple other scenes […]
Penis Pop
That’s the actual title of this episode. So obviously it gets posted: I found a fun treat lying on Anthony’s bed, a handful of penis shaped lollipop. I couldn’t resist the temptation of jumping into bed and unwrapping one of those bad boys. […]
A Big Juicy Butt That Needs To Be Fucked
Say it soft and it’s almost like praying. I wrote about this real quick in the ICYMI wrap up yesterday, but I actually went back and watched this scene again today and woof. Just fuckin woof. These guys are so hot and Romance KNOWS […]
ICYMI: Just Starts Spilling Cum
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: April 25, 2016 Woke up sick as a dog this morning, just outta the blue, so it might be light posting here today. I managed to pull together half of this wrap up, then fell asleep on […]
What Kristen Bjorn is THIS?!
Because this is not what the emails I get look like. I’m just going by the watermark on these ridiculously hot gifs, that this is really from Kristen Bjorn because usually the alerts I get about KB content look like snooze-fests like this: […]
More ‘Ass Friends’
Micah Brandt and Ryan Rose are the very BEST of Ass Friends. In the last installment of Ass Friends, Bravo Delta laid down all the different ways he likes to fuck, in, on, and under Josh Conners. It was preeeeetty great. And also it […]