Why, Mr. Lucas, you’ve outdone yourself. I used some reaction gifs in this post about Knockin’ Boots to explain the narrative arc of my reaction to the insane descriptions that Next Door Ebony keeps writing (from another room, in a different location, without any […]
This is not a serious post. Some days it’s hard to come up with stuff to talk about here. Not for a shortage of dicks or fucking or anything, but more because the more of this you watch, the more it sort of mooshes […]
Nothing says “come over and suck my dick” like old -timey family photos. Gentle Readers: Lurid Digs is not the site you go to for delicate critiques of your decorating choices. But then again, I don’t suppose anyone willingly ends up skewered on that site […]
Weird. The answer is always “a weird one.” I don’t know what to tell you about this. I know I say that a lot, but this is… special. I came across these one at a time on my tumblr dash this morning […]
The Porn Title Generator™ at Next Door Ebony was broken this week. Oooooooof. I love some Bamm Bamm (I don’t know why they’ve shortened it up to just one M now). I just do. He’s adorable and hung and just knows how to take […]
*Contented Sigh* I write a lot about being interested primarily in joyful and enjoyable fucking/porn, and no studio (maybe Cockyboys – idk) consistently conveys what those ideas mean quite the way COLT does. You never watch a COLT scene and think “man, I hope […]
I don’t think ANY of these people knows how to do taxes! I posted the trailer for the newest episode of Titan’s The Taxman Cumeth earlier today (which was good timing since April 15th is Friday, for all the American readers waiting till the […]
“Highly unrealistic accounting practices,” said one source. Ok people. As someone who saw his actual tax man this week, I want to assure you that we are all going to the wrong IRS and accounting professionals. Not only did I not get to see […]
And I feel fine. You thought we were done with Trent/Julius today, didn’t you? Haha. HAHA! We’ll never be done with him! He’s perfect and I love him and this site is now ALL TRENT TARZAN ALL THE TIME!!!! Ok no. It isn’t. But […]
This guy is all I’ve ever wanted. Welcome back to Trent Tarzan/Julius Taylor Fan Club Hour. This week, we’re gushing over this new Breed Me Raw (gag) scene with Denis Reed. We’re not really concerned with Denis though, outside of his ability to man […]
