This is a good year so far for dudes who can take a dick or two. I’m not somebody who’s generally concerned with binary roles in my own personal life, and usually that extends to me being bored with the top/bottom dichotomy in mainstream […]
Author: Tyler
Pablo Hernandez Does an All-Flirting Workout
And it works! Fine! Whatever! Send me these underwears! I don’t know much about Pablo Hernandez, and his tag on MHD doesn’t really give me any clues, but apparently he really likes underwear and is cute. I, for one, am glad to live […]
There’s No Sweatpants
But it still works. Before we talk about this one, I wanna share part of the email that came with this update from Guys In Sweatpants: This video really needs no description. When I say it needs no description, it’s because their chemistry and […]
My BF Tarzan is on Randy Blue and I’m Feeling WAYS
SEND HELP YOU GUYS. I’M GONNA DEHYDRATE. I think this is gonna be another CAPITAL LETTERS POST. I don’t know what’s going on over at Randy Blue, and actually this scene was SO out of step that I just emailed them to ask […]
Armond Rizzo Has Found His Niche
He’s juuuust the right size to make all this giant-porn he’s doing work. UPDATED 3:15PM to correct a sound problem on the preview clip. I usually tend to stay away from series-based porn because there’s inevitably someone involved that I don’t really wanna watch, […]
Je t’aime, New York Pénis
God I miss New York Dick. Luckily Alphamales.com was planning ahead and put together a whole NYC nostalgia reel before JR Bronson and Jay Black get to grinding. Why they decided to set it to a Sousa march sort of escapes me, but when […]
Strip Poker Is a Lazy Way to Get to Fuckin’
But I like big dicks so I’ll still watch it happen. Using strip poker is the most indolent way to get characters in porn naked. It just is. Even the pizza guy/plumber/naughty teacher tropes aren’t as tired as strip poker is. On top of […]
UPDATE: Name That Dick
Not all mysteries remain unsolved. So it turns out that clip that I made such a big fuss about last week, y’all just picked that up instantly and knew exactly what it was: Phoenix Saint in Men.com‘s Raging Hard On. Since this came out […]
Leap Day Naked Beach Guys Gallery
Because we have an extra day of Winter this year. And also because I’m in sunny Florida, while you guys are all probably someplace cold. And also because I was googling for something else and kept coming across a bunch of guys at the […]
ICYMI: [Clever Leap Day Wordplay Goes Here]
In Case You Missed It Wrap Up: February 29, 2016 Welcome, somehow, to yet another Monday. You may have noticed that the posting schedule the last few days has been a little light and we took a break from some of our regular […]