There wasn’t a ton of lead up posts, but over the weekend, tonnnnnns of performers posted their Halloween How Naked Can I Legally Get Away With Costumes. Here’s the ten best: 10. Derek Atlas Giving me a run for my hair money. Thank god […]
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Big Dick Birthday Club: Pierre Fitch
Whenever we know it’s somebody’s birthday, we like to take a quick minute to wish them all the best and thank them for the amount of time they spend naked, hard, and squirty in front of the camera. Today is Canadian hunk Pierre Fitch’s 34th […]
Morning Wood: Jack-o-Lantern Edition
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to Str8cam […]
Welcome to New York: Subway Masturbators
I have been watching this spectacular video of this Wall Street Suitbro doing everything he can to stop himself from whipping it out and beating off on this express train. I love my city and dudes like this. I only wish I knew what MHD […]
Can Your Dick Carve Your Pumpkin?
No, seriously. Cause this one can. But then this dick can do a lotta stuff. I’ve been waiting a reason to share one of my favorite tumblrs with you and today’s the day! Halloween Dick! Things My Dick Does is a fantastic use of art and social […]
Who Needs Vanilla: Best Tweets of the Week
Here at MHD, we love twitter. It’s good for complaining about stuff, sharing dirty pics, and secretly stalking people you think are hot. All pros in my estimation. Needless to say, I spend an inordinate amount of time on twitter.com keeping up with folks so that […]
Friday’s Best: Cumshot
You guys don’t need me to write a bunch of stuff about the massive amount of cum just pouring out of this thick, throbbing cock. I couldn’t not share this though. I may be in love. My penis sure is: Via 420Bate. Happy Friday, […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Good morning to […]
Leo Sweetwood + Bray Love = Drenched in Summer Cum?
Look – that’s a lot of title. But I like these guys, so I’m gonna overlook that. The description for this latest episode of Naked Sword’s Summer of Sweat doesn’t fare a lot better, and I had to read it, so it’s only fair that you should: […]
Dance Like Nobody Is Watching (So, Naked)
I’ll just tell you right now: I think this guy would be really fucking fun in bed. And he’s a great dancer. No clue what this video is from, but based on his enthusiasm and that homemade green screen, it was probably something really fun. […]