This one is an oldie but a goodie. I don’t know why we haven’t seen more of this sort of thing featuring the whole clown car of Republican hopefuls that’s still under the group impression they’re going to be president. But good ol’ Rick Dogfucker […]
Author: Tyler
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! The always beautiful Micah […]
Openly Gay Country Star Steve Grand Has Big Arms, Is Not Basic
Pumpkin Spice on the way! #praisebe for filters, Greenroom photoshoots, and being #notbasic Lighting credit: Lawd Gawd Jesus A photo posted by Steve Grand (@stevegrandmusic) on Oct 11, 2015 at 7:04pm PDT Well alright. Good to know. Steve is still around and pretty cute! […]
Walmart Accidentally Sells Gun Oil Dick Lube As Lube For Guns
Oh Walmart. You never cease to be a source of low cost/quality merchandise and mocking entertainment. I’m not lucky enough to live within reasonable distance of America’s largest money-printing consumer enterprise (did you know they make $1.8 million every hour of every day on average?), […]
Morning Wood
Morning wood: A morning erection that is naturally caused as the brain enters the REM-deep sleep phase. At this stage, the body’s skeletal muscle structure relaxes and causes hypervasodilation in the capillaries of the body, resulting in said erection. Good morning! Mike de Marko’s […]
Late Run: Big Dicked Army Dude
Rando tumblr grab, but I can’t stop staring. How totally beautiful is this man-cocked Army stud? Especially those eyes! WOOF, daddy. http://bigcrawdaddy.tumblr.com/post/130600202562 Unnnf. I wanna lick that man’s FACE. Fuck. It’s too late for this shit… I gotta go to bed. -tyler
Marco Marco at #LAFW2015 via the Underwear Expert
Underwear Expert this week released a new video on their youtube channel (subscribe here!) featuring fancy underpants designer Marco Marco doing some BTS interviews leading up to his next runway show on October 18th at LA Fashion Week. This is totally worth your 3.54 for […]
Jake Andrews: Practically Perfect Penis Performer
Man. I have such a difficult time with performers like Jake Andrews. Like. He is edging right up on physical perfection and he photographs unfathomably well for a human. It almost ruins the illusion for me because I spend soooo much time looking for flaws […]
Drawn To You: Go Hirano
It’s easy to take for granted some of the amazing liberties that just simple access to the internet affords us in 2015. If you want to draw some dicks going into butts (or wherever) you can just open up a Deviant Art account and share […]
Nightcap: The Perfect Penis Club
Apropos of nothing, a big black cock cumming all over, just for you: Aesthetic as fuck. -tyler