I may have wished too hard here. This might be my fault. Men.com this week is releasing promo photos for Tarzan, the XXX Parody, and I’m growing concerned that this might be some Twilight Zone repercussion of my wishing for more of XXX-Men-type things […]
Because, AMERICA! I was just lamenting yesterday that I had been neglecting American Muscle Hunks and all their newest hunkings, and then suddenly they drop a big ol’ monsterbang scene with the most recent captives of the Jason Sparks Live tour. The two head […]
Seriously. This doesn’t seem ok. I only came across Lorenzo Joseph by accident, but I signed up for a Gay Hoopla account tonight just because of him. These gifs were all the sales pitch I needed: I’m still totally floored that this […]
I’m sorry in advance. Sometimes you click on things and immediately start to question what evil force possessed you and forced you to click that photo of a woman jacking off a bunch of turtles. Sometimes you worry that there must be something wrong […]
And this one has a LOT of plot. I really like what Men.com seems to find the time to do these days. Between their massive network of sites (which you can pay for with friggin unused Applebee’s gift cards now!) they manage to get […]
No wait. Double check that math. That sounds wrong. There’s something about this site that keeps pulling me in even when it’s not like the BEST best. I just have a thing for watching like full-grown adults fucking, because it’s just better than watching […]
And more Corbin Colby! Colby Corbin! I can’t remember! Man, you guys. I have really been neglecting two of my favorite sites this month. Both American Muscle Hunks (sorry Matt!) and Guys in Sweatpants (sorry Austin!) have gotten almost zero attention from MHD in […]
And a chance for you to get 30% off! Earlier this month I did a whole thing about how I spend too much money online and I keep shopping carts going in a bunch of different stores, just in case I have the urge […]
Set a trap with your butt and then grab their dick before they can run away! It’s officially Pride Weekend in New York City (and in many other places around the country – including my hometown of St. Petersburg, FL), and what better way […]
I mean. Wow. They’re just. Wow. Before I started writing this, but after I watched this video, I fell down a wikipedia hole about testicle size and somehow have ended up on a site promising to get me “bigger testicles TONIGHT.” I have to […]
