I avoided both the ‘butt-ler‘ AND the ‘butler did it‘ wordplay! A butler with an attitude seems like something that we can all relate to, right? I don’t know about you guys, but I can’t stand it when my butler is making all sorts […]
Just because I think Peter Le is a solid ten. I’m not kidding. That’s the only reason for this post. I think Peter Le might be actual, physical, human perfection and should be researched and studied for years to come. He’s tall and muscular […]
Listen, we’re not here to judge what you’re jacking to. This photo set came to me with just the title “Cocks, Socks, and Sneaks,” and no description. But I liked the little story the photos told so much that I made it into a […]
See how long you can stand the slurping/slapping/squishing sounds before you turn it off! Misophonia is a heightened sensitivity to certain sounds or sound patterns. As Web MD puts it: Misophonia, also known as selective sound sensitivity syndrome, starts with a trigger. It’s often […]
Featuring those weird dudes at Maskurbate. This scene is literally just a prolonged commercial for the Jack-U-Back masturbation machine from Fort Troff, and it’s pretty fuckin great. I love anything that facilitates masturbation (plz to see my shopping list from Things 4 Fun) so […]
Cause who doesn’t love big, beautiful dicks with cockrings, right? We haven’t done a good gif parade in here in quite a while, and I fell into a gif-hole while I was looking for a thing to link in this post. So y’all get […]
Aaron Bruiser is just the ultimate. I honestly thought I had posted parts 2 & 3 of Bromo‘s Dirty Rider, but I guess I just remembered watching them and jacking off and assuming that you guys knew about that. Whoops. You definitely don’t wanna miss […]
And it goes really, really well. It’s probably just a misperception fostered by this All-Ashton #AssWednesday from earlier this year, but I had it in my head that Ashton Summers just was pretty, had a perfect butt, and got pounded. But he can give […]
And he’s in good company. I had no idea that Tommy Deluca was even shooting these days, but bless him for making it happen. That dude has dong for days and miles, and is surprisingly verbal and enthusiastic when confronted with a chance to […]
Today’s subconscious theme must be ‘pool envy.’ And actually, as a New Yorker, just basic real estate envy. The first time Trenton Ducati pulls off his swimsuit here, my instant, panicked thought was “what about the neighbors!” And then I realized that they were on the […]
