This is weird one, you guys. But it’s HOT.
I don’t even know what possessed me to open the email for this one this afternoon, but I’m so glad I did. I had no idea that HarlemHookups.net (dot net?) was a thing? But I guess it is and they seem to be pumping out content on the regular, so bravo. I’ll definitely be back.
The scene description for this one is as follows (without any editing for grammar or punctuation):
this little Indian twink has such an awesome ass. I wish I had time to fuck him more! He can take dick like a champ. Our schedules are always out of sync and after him begging me constantly for me to deep fuck his hole I finally did. I hope u guys enjoy this twink stud 🙂
So. I waaaaaasn’t pulled in right away. But still – how often do you see Indian dudes getting plowed in porn? I feel like not very often. So here’s the video preview (it’s a good long one too!) and below that, I’m gonna mark out my reactions because there were a LOT of them:
-Ok lotta establishing shots.
-Who’s this soapy guy? Is he the Indian?
-Now it’s Central Park? But Central Park from the opposite end that Harlem is on? I don’t this much landscape on stroke clips. Ok.
-Hey there’s the Time Warner Center!
–Is this Lil Wayne? Can you just use Lil Wayne songs in porn now?
-Wait we don’t get any introduction to who these dudes are? Who’s getting sucked here? Where did the Indian guy come from? What’s his origin story??
-NO WAIT WHAT?! He wasn’t even hard in that last shot and now it’s just full on penetration? Unaccepta… Well now… Hold on.
-I can’t believe how well this guy can take that huge black cock!
-Every time he pulls out it looks bigger!
-Holy shit the Indian dude (SEE WHY I NEED AN ORIGIN STORY?! HE HAS NO NAME NOW!) just PULLED that massive back inside of himself and then pushed all the way back on to it.
-I’m fully hard now. Wow. That was real quick.
-I wish I saw more lube on this huge dong, but this guy is a fucking champion at taking dick. This is so fucking hot. Wow.
-THAT is a frustrating and unsatisfying end to this clip.
I don’t have access to the full video, so I’m basically sitting here with my cock in my hand and angry now. Â I’m gonna take my frustration out on some gifs since these were the “promo images” that HH included:
There. I feel better:
you ACTUALLY think the bottom might be the indian guy?! and you think the indian guy is black? Have you ever MET an indian guy?
geez man
The cock sucker is blonde, maybe not natural, but still blonde. He does not look Asian Indian to me and not American Indian either, but that’s always possible. I have an Asian Indian fuck buddy and I am American Indian, so I know of what I speak. The cock probably does belong to a Black just from the glance I got of his pubic hair. Besides, it is “Harlem Hookups”. That’s the size of cock that perpetuates the myth about the size of cocks on all Black men. Some, yes, all, no way! I have been with Caucasian men that are larger than some of the Black men I have been with. If you get more information, share it.
Need a better look at that bottom full on nudes!
But the soaped up window shot got a stir out of me.