Because You Wish You Could Be Calling Anderson Cooper Daddy…

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Should we believe the story that Anderson Cooper's been so moved by the disaster in Haiti that he's considering adopting a Haitian child with his boyfriend Ben Maisani? Probably not. Sure, the National Enquirer has been right about a few things in the past, but there's no way that a "longtime friend" of Cooper would shove him out of the closet without his consent. Perhaps it was a longtime frenemy?

On the flip side, Anderson Cooper did step out of journalist mode a few weeks ago to save a Haitian child from the middle of a violent looting. Who knows? Maybe that moment made him consider becoming a father. Or maybe the National Enquirer made up this bullshit. I'm leaning towards the latter possibility.

UPDATE: From Anderson's own mouth… "While the plight of children in Haiti has touched us all, and I continue to cover the situation there closely, stories about me adopting a baby are false. I am not adopting a child, Haitian or otherwise."

– Dewitt

Photo credit: National Enquirer

One thought on “Because You Wish You Could Be Calling Anderson Cooper Daddy…

  1. btw, anderson cooper lookalikes have been pretty consistently hung… (yup, the whooole, two of them… >.> )
    one of them had multiple orgasms so yeah… anderson cooper lookalikes kind of got alot going for them, just gives the real one all the more hope 🙂

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