I love me some Big Dipper!

The world doesn’t have enough hairy, voluptuous dudes who rap, sing, and show it off in slutty costumes. Big Dipper is back with “Wish U Would”

It’s got doughnuts:

Sessy-ality:

Deliciously jiggly asscheeks in jockstraps:

Big Dipper looking particularly fetching in pink:

Sexy people:

And the longest pair of nipples I’ve ever seen without vomiting (no offense, just not into elongated nipples):

I love the song, I love the video, and I love me some Big Dipper. I wish he would do porn. Judging by his free outlook on sexuality, I’m sure he’s got a sex tape out there. Big Dipper, SHOW US YOUR SEX TAPE.

Watch “Wish U Would” below!

– Michael Xavier