This is old and I don’t care.

Posting that Falcon Spotlight earlier brought a Bravo Delta jem to my attention that I had somehow missed entirely when it came out last November. I couldn’t very well just let this pass without some kind of attention, since it’s fucking hilarious and since I fucking love Brian Bonds, so we’ll call it a Wayback Wednesday or something. That’s a thing. Sure it is. Watch the preview and then help me answer some questions:

Why is Bravo saying his name like “Mr. BONNNDDS” like “allegedly that’s his name.”
That’s a pretty giant phone on a tripod, Mr. Bonds. You don’t wanna maybe ask yourself some questions about that before you plop down on the seat?
Brian’s dick is a LOT bigger here than I remember. That’s not a question.
Didn’t that seem like a long ass time before he noticed his ass was wet?
Yet he still didn’t notice the big phone on the tripod??
Really? It was easier to stomp back to the “business” office without at least taking the pants all the way off?
“Yeah. Lick aaaalll that apple juice off.”
What “professional business” did Brian say this was, again?

I immediately watched the full version of this (you can too!) and it is actually even more lolzy than this trailer. Bravo brings a lot of the signature eye-rolling/bobble-head faces to this scene that I was lamenting were left out of his spotlight. And frankly, that’s the best reason to watch a Bravo Delta clip. Like the early days with the sunglasses and basement jack offs were fun times, but sarcastic, can’t be bothered, looks like he wants to check his phone, but he’s still gonna fuck you real good anyways Bravo is what brings me back to Raging Stallion.