Have you heard yet? Jamie Foxx is so not gay. Normally, we wouldn't consider something like this newsworthy, but the Academy Award winning actor left us utterly baffled with his methods of declaring his heterosexuality. In response to Howard Stern's insinuations that he loves the cock, Foxx said the following on his radio show:
"I'm not gay. A lot of people say that I'm gay and that doesn't bother me because I could eat a pizza in a male shower and not feel anything because I'm secure with myself. And I'm not gonna take that, Coward Stern. I'm not gonna take that from a person who has chronic gonorrhea."
For something that doesn't bother him, Jamie sure did spend a lot of time on his show debunking the rumors. But let's not dwell on that. Who gives a fuck if he's straight, gay or likes fucking stuffed animals? All we care about is that he has a big penis, and we've seen it. And if he wants to put it in our mouths while eating a pizza in a locker room shower, we'd be more than happy to oblige. Because, duh, that wouldn't be gay at all.
– Dewitt
To listen to the clip from Jamie's radio show, follow the JUMP:
“And if he wants to put his big penis in our mouths while eating a pizza in a locker room shower, we’d be more than happy to oblige.”
loves it, no homo bro