CAMBRIDGE, MA – The editor of Manhunt.net‘s official blog, Manhunt Daily, was once described (by himself) as “The Taylor Swift of Gay Porn Bloggers”. However, things seem to have taken a dark turn since he returned from Los Angeles to Boston, after winning an award for Best Porn Review Site at the 15th annual Cybersocket Web Awards. Multiple eyewitnesses have confirmed that he’s gone from being the industry’s awkward sweetheart to a raging egomaniac who can’t be tamed.
The man—who refers to himself by the alias “Dewitt”—has taken to Twitter to publish rants about Burger King, precipitation, his ex-boyfriend and readers who did not inform him about the missing image of a blog entry about highly adorable adult film star Jimmy Fanz. This appears to be a continuation of the reckless, unhinged behavior that led to him referring to controversial gay porn legend Michael Lucas as a “dick” on stage at the award show.
He has reportedly been spotted walking around his place of employment in nothing but a zebra-print Snuggie, a Manhunt jockstrap, ugly gray sneakers and a pair of pink and black Jack’d sunglasses. When concerns were brought up by his colleagues about the inappropriate nature of his wardrobe, he allegedly spun around, stroked his mustache and stated, “It’s not sexual harassment if everyone wants to see it.”
Anonymous sources have revealed that he’s shown no remorse about the individuals he forgot in his acceptance speech, such as his romantic partner of seven years Kartlong, his best friend Chris and former Destiny’s Child member LaTavia Roberson. He has begun referring to his coworkers as “Emily” while making outlandish demands that do not fall under their realm of responsibilities. “Please have Liam Riley‘s butthole on my desk by 3PM, or your ass is grass,” is a thing that he was heard saying to someone.
There is not currently any update about whether Manhunt intends to replace Dewitt for being an all-around terrible human being, but multiple sources have confirmed that Gay Journalist is available if they need a replacement.
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Congrats DeWitt! Keep up the dirty work.
This was hilarious for so many reasons. I love it.
“Diego, Dennis, Dennis, Dennis”
“Omg, but I’m just gonna shake.”
This is all full of lies! I simply will not tolerate SLANDER.
remember when the readers couldn’t even get you to post more than a graphic of someone’s beard ? now you can’t keep your pants on!
You’ve come a long way BaeBae *gunclick wink*
I know right!? I’m a satisfied reader though. I hope all gay porn bloggers follow his lead and just start exposing themselves.
You go boy!!!! Congrats on all fronts. Way to live out loud and proud.
Hmmm…who, or more likely how many, did he have to sleep with to walk away with this award I wonder??
Oh DeWitt you had me at the zebra print snuggie
Um, nobody and zero.
Nice pornstache, boy!
Whoa — that’s awesome Dewitt! Congrats!
Congrats sir I hope the fame doesn’t go to your head and not saying which one either! LOL
You need to get on my dick, sexy
Congratulations!
Aw, congrats, Dewitt!
So you’re saying he went from Taylor Swift to Mariah Carey with a little bit of Amanda Bynes mixed in? Oh well, he called me a wonderful human being on Twitter just for showing him a naked celebrity, so he can act as bitchy as he wants to all of you. Lol!
Your jockstrap pic almost made me cum in my pants.
Well..guess now we know why you get so touchy around the whole masc guy / femme guy thing…..
“Id like to thank jethuth” roflmao
Guess you lost your sense of humor on the way to the podium….
Oh, I just thought you were being an asshole! No harm done.
The fact remains that I got no action on my way to winning this award… But if anyone wants to let me fuck them to win another award, I’m probably not above it!
JUST BEING HONEST.
This is the first time I’ve ever actually seen a picture of you, Dewitt….. you are hot!!!
Can we get a Dewitt hole pic in celebration of your achievement?
Haha, I don’t think a picture of my hole would be much to celebrate.
Thank you, mister!
really????
Congrats my love! All the lonely Starbucks lovers can call you insane, but you’ll always be the Taylor Swift of smut to me.
Disagree.
Is it wrong that I think such a nightmare of a human being is kinda hot? 🙂