Brendan Dooling: The Only Reason To Watch “The Carrie Diaries” If You Were Ever Going To Watch That

Cuz’ I’m not. Why would anyone want to tarnish my love for that show that I recently read described as being about “trash-talking metropolitan sluts.” I loved Sex & The City. Just don’t ask me about those movies. Cuz’ – damn. Especially that second one. Fucking with Muslim people and what the fuck was on her head at that shitty stereotypical gay wedding? And the swans? LIZA? My wedding didn’t have Liza. Or swans. It had a lot of straight and gay people getting shit-faced and dancing a lot. Oh, my dog was there. But he isn’t a swan. He acts like one, though. Anyway, power down, you SATC hags. The last episode should have been the LAST episode.

Wait, I’m on a tangent. Ok, in this post we’re featuring The Carrie Diaries actor Brendan Dooling. He plays Carrie’s friend’s closeted gay boyfriend. Don’t get the pedo bear worries. Brendan is 23 in real life. And cute in the face. What Brendan’s manager/and or agent needs to do, however, is get some as-close-to-naked-as-possible shots of Brendan up for the Tumblrs. Because that’s how you make it happen in Hollywood. Give gay guys boners. How do you think Chris Evans made it big? His acting?

The one thing they got right? He’s cuter than Stanford Blatch. Actually, it’s possible that Stanford was cute and Patricia Fields fucked him over. Those suits. Gross.

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208 thoughts on “Brendan Dooling: The Only Reason To Watch “The Carrie Diaries” If You Were Ever Going To Watch That

  1. Hottie! He’s my favorite character in the series. Agreed definitely hotter than Stanford Blatch and who by coincidentally has a sort of reincarnation as “Mozzy” in Matt Bomer’s White Collar. Same character without the gay angle 🙂

  2. “…how do you think Chris Evans made it big? His acting?”
    so funny and so true! I haven’t watched this series yet, but according to my twitter feed, the hos and mos are all over it.
    I’ll wait for it on netflix

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