Reading about what happened to mixed martial arts fighter Ryan Elbe’s cock makes me want to cradle mine and assure it that it’s safe and sound. And maybe never use it in a sexual way again. Sorry, boys!
Mr. Elbe had an unfortunate experience while fucking his girl, and ended up breaking his boner. The medical term would be “penile fracture.” The deets are pretty graphic (for the full horror – watch Ryan explain it after the jump), but this involved a trip to the ER and surgery for him. Yes, he had to undergo surgery to repair a tear in his urinary tube.
“I came forward with, because I really want people to understand the significance of the emergency. As I Googled this online, a lot of guys actually get to the point where there is no repair because they’re embarrassed and don’t go to the emergency room right away.”
This is very important, and why I’m posting about it as well. When you have a dude bouncing on your cock, or when you’re dropping your bubble butt on a boner – BE AWARE OF WHAT YOU’RE DOING! We all get lost in the heat of trying to nut, but don’t let this happen to you! Broke dick = terrifying.
– J. Harvey
For all the gory details, Follow the JUMP:
Don’t you watch “New GIrl”?
It happened there as well…though not in as graphic detail.
I had a similar incident with my first girlfriend. She was riding a little too hard, and I was thrusting up a little too hard… and I slipped out and we both heard an audible pop, followed milliseconds later by me screaming. It wasn’t enough for surgery. But there was a noticeable lump near the base (topside) and bruising for weeks.
Coordination is now my friend 🙂
Did he really have to show his catheter? ugh