The fuck action is hot but the killer should murder Tom Faulk’s terrible hair.

Gay porn vampire spoofs for October are SO over. This week, it’s all about adding dueling dicks to slasher flicks! The first part of Bromo’s “Cream For Me: An XXX Parody” takes Wes Craven’s (R.I.P.) beloved Scream and adds two dudes fucking in a kitchen.

This scene is hot but there’s a problem. Tom Faulk’s fucking hair. No. Cut that. Put it under a cap. Your hair is taking me out of the scene, Tom. You’re cute with a sick body but that greasy Bieber do from 10 years ago is not the look. There’s a second problem, too. Brad Banks is a smokeshow. Why are you going to leave him under that mask and hood for the whole scene? This ain’t Maskurbate! We get it, you’re supposed to be Ghostface! Now take it off and put it over Tom’s hair.

Check out more from Part 1 of “Cream For Me: An XXX Parody” below. Watch the WHOLE scene here.

– Michael Xavier

Press “PLAY” to watch the teaser below.