I thought the King couldn't get any weirder after those "I Like Square Butts" commercials, but Burger King decided to prove me wrong with this one. In a Star Trek-referencing clip, a "Kingon" attacks his prey with a warp-five wedgie. How does one avoid it? Going commando, but of course.
I'm not sure I'd want that dude in a creepy mask groping my ass, trying to find my underwear. I just had a gross thought–someone out there is probably turned on by the Burger King. If that someone is one of you, my dear readers, forgive me for offending. I'll try not to judge.
– Dewitt
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