BYE! I’m Flying To London To Have An Orgy.

Look! I’m sorry to do this to you again, but in case you haven’t guessed already, I didn’t succeed in my mission to devour Fratmen model Mario‘s sweet, hairy hole. Only one of you sent a picture of your butt to cheer me up, so I’m quite obviously devastated, torn apart inside and questioning the meaning of life. Logically, this means I have no choice but to fly to London and have an orgy with the eight Manhunt members you see below.

Since most of them are bottoms or at least partially versatile, it would be ideal if they’re all lined up in jockstraps when I arrive. I’ll slobber on their holes one by one and whoever moans the hardest (and most believable) will get my dick first… Or, you know, we could just all have a very innocent tea party with crumpets. I don’t know what’s proper British hookup etiquette.

– Dewitt

Look below for eight London-based Manhunt members I want to shag:

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