I’ll be talking to my therapist about this one.
So this came out before the long weekend we just had and even though I posted about it here last week, I then proceeded to forget about it entirely. And now that I’ve watched it, I’m… conflicted. You go watch Alex Mecum and Jay Roberts have sex in this hallway and then I’ll continue my over-analyzing below:
Ok. I know porn acting is bad. But there really was something about XXX-Men that let me forgive it (plus also I loved that Dark Knight voice that Colby Keller was doing). Maybe because I’m not infatuated with the Captain America mythology or that character at all, for that matter, I can’t get into this being as hot.
Obviously, Alex Mecum is empirically quite hot, and he’s great at fucking and looks good naked. But the thing that really stuck in my craw was that apparently I have some sort of problem with Captain America being a bottom! I don’t totally know how to unpack that, and I’m gonna think about it while I whack off to Part Two of this in just a few moments, but that really seems to be why I wasn’t into this. Am I a monster?
Please don’t judge me. And go to Super Gay Hero to watch the full version parts 1 and 2. And don’t judge me!
– tyler
Captain America can man-handle almost anyone and anything and should be representing the Red White and Blue by doing just that with dishing it out rather than bent over and taking it! “WINK”
I’m glad both agree on that point too Tyler!
Alex Mecum is a cum machine most of the time. He cums more when he tops…