A muscular man with fuzzy thighs leans back with his stiff cock pointing straight toward the sky, as a plastic male doll rests between his legs. The doll is carefully positioned on its knees with the arms wrapped around the man’s shaft, making for an image that’s obviously weird enough for our Caption This series.
As usual, if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the accompanying image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and the last round’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST ROUND’S WINNER:
With two comments tied with 16 votes, we had to go with redboy70.
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