The man in the picture above? He has a finger up his butt. While this may come as a surprise to you given the blank expression on his face, we assure you someone’s index finger is shoved halfway into his hungry and willing butthole. So why does he look so damn bored? We’re letting you fill in the blanks!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
To see the whole picture and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winning caption…
Kudos to ICUcasper! Honorable mention to Naughty Santa.
Where’s the “ON” switch for that thing?
Where’s the “ON” switch for that thing?
mmm, finger lickin’ good
it’s not nice to point.
“totally straight acting”
so if i put my finger in here it curves to the left
or even better pull my finger
We Sprung a leak, quick use your Finger…!
I really am enjoying this… Damn Botox…
I’m sure my last gym instructor never needed to check my temperature and pulse at the same time before.
You want me to let Jake Cruise do what?
Does this finger up my ass make me look gay?
*Ding Dong* Who’s home?
I can take … much more … of a challenge…
Let the games begin !
I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore
Man! How boring is this!!!!
Whatever you do, Hans Brinker, don’t pull your finger out!
SO…how’s your mom??
…That’s it? Really? I thought you were going to make me show you my rosebud.
This is the last time i get an “at home prostate exam” from Walgreens…..
WOW you are so hot, you are burning up. you should stay in bed with me!
That’s hilarious!!!
This is your brain on drugs
Your finger made my dick go limp!
Your finger made my dick go limp!
Seriously?? That’s all you’re gonna stuff in there??
Finger tight!
Yep! Turkey’s done!
You’ll need more than one little finger, if you expect a reaction!
…and I douched for this?
All I get is one finger? Are you kidding me? I had a whole fist in there last night!
All I get is one finger? Are you kidding me? I had a whole fist in there last night!
“I shaved my balls and ass for this?”
Find anything interesting?
Am I done yet?
how many fingers can I fit in my asshole
The dreaded question….
Is it in yet?
I said give me my damn ring back!!!!!!
Dude…the Christmas turkey got a better stuffing than this.
Dude…the Christmas turkey got a better stuffing than this.
winner! hands down.
winner! hands down.
the adult version of poke-A-man
It’s not a tumor.
Please sir, can I have some more? I just can’t feel it yet.
How Hayden Christiansen prepares for his role of Anakin Skywalker in the Star Wars prequels…
“No more gerbils for you. I think I can reach it. If not, I’ll get the tweezers…”
The gay version of a Chinese Finger Trap…
So… I can have a finger in my ass too and I can take it as a real man! and that makes me gay??
No, no, NO! It’s supposed to be a Dyke!
No, no, NO! It’s supposed to be a Dyke!
I thought you said you were my optomotrist
It’s not gay if ya don’t smile!
It’s not gay if ya don’t smile!
Hellooo. my prostrate’s in the other direction…
ANAL DENTATA!! ANAL DENTATA!!
ANAL DENTATA!! ANAL DENTATA!!
ANAL DENTATA!! ANAL DENTATA!!
ANAL DENTATA!! ANAL DENTATA!!
See, that my friend is where our g-spot is. Now go tell you wife that she’s not doing it right!
See, that my friend is where our g-spot is. Now go tell you wife that she’s not doing it right!
Meet the Pillsbury Blowboy.
and your point is?
and your point is?
Step back GaGa, This is a real poker face
“Seriously, bro, when are the girls showing up to this party?”
Are you sure thats how you take my temperature Doc?
I wonder if I left the iron on at my place…
You’re serious…? Guys are gonna put it right there?
He didn’t like it, but he still put a ring on it!
you call that 10″x8″? no? stop fucking around and stick it in!
I had a whach!
I put cucumbers on the list this is not the tossed salad I wanted.
What? Just the one finger?
You’re not George Clooney! The only reason I came to this f*@#ing ER was to have GEORGE do this to me!
Puppetry, just another excuse to fondle a dudes hole
ET phone home but no one’s there
Relax. I’m a doctor, I know what I’m doing.
“If you like it then you better stick a finger in it”
It was at this moment that Ramon remembered what he had for lunch
Where’s the off button again? Oh there we go.
Taking “This little piggy” to a whole other level.
Getting stink eye, while in the stink eye!
Don’t tease me man…I can take it.
This TSA security thing is getting out of hand.
Lady GaGa’s next jewelry craze.
“Penetration for men. Calvin Klein.”
“So at work today, my boss goes, “can you get me some coffee”?, and then I say what would you like in it?”
“If you like it then you better put a ring on it”
Dude…you need to trim your nails.
“Are you serious? Put your dick in it!”
elton johns doorbell
Now cough, please?
LMFAO, this has to be the best post yet- very funny stuff guys (am going to save this one)
Do you feel lucky…dick?
-what it means to be ‘poked’ on facebook-
A limp dick says “you can’t fuck me.”
YAAAAAWN, I know you paid for this, but time’s almost up.
Ring buzzer. Enter from rear.
Is it in yet?
I’ve been HYP-MO-TIZED!!!!
Bet you can’t hold that face.
And that’s what it’s all about HOKEY POKEY!
Male sexbot prototype #313 – FAIL
Male sexbot prototype #313 – FAIL
No it doesn’t feel like you’re running a fever. Want me to check with my cock instead?
Is that all there is?