There’s a dick behind that caramel apple. This can only mean one thing… It’s time for another round of Caption This!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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This week’s pic:
Last week’s winner:
Lagancvams, you win at life!
suck it?
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“… wait and see where I’m sticking the other leg…”
“i saw this in an amputee porn film “Rim and stumpy”
“Now…draw me like one of your French Girls.”
Sweet and sticky… oh sure, the caramel apple too!
Another sticky situation!
How many licks to the good stuff?
I owe it all to my yoga instructor, and i do mean all
Flavoured condoms- brings out the best in you
Thats when the yoga instructor realized it was just like that dream he kept having
What do you mean I’m not flexible enough in bed, just look.
I know! It’s a bit messy, but hey… look what I can do.
“And the 2012 Hokie Pokie Championship Winner is . . . .”
Oh God…. I should never use an apple for a butt plug right after eating Mexican food !!!
This is how I auditioned for Cirque de Soliel
An apple a day keep the sweet cumin
“Help me with my other leg, and I’ll let you pound me.”
Popcorn, sex, and a show! This is like the best date ever xD
as soon as i can lick my own balls,
you’ll have one more reason to call me “QUEENIE, PRINCESS OR DUKE”!!!
World’s first Caramel Cornhole.
it took me so long to push it though this apple and toffee
I WANT TO GET BUSY. LIKE A ONE LEGGED MAN IN AN ASS FUCKING CONTEST
HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO RIP MY LEG OFF AND BEAT ME…
IT WAS SO HOT I STARTED WITHOUT HIM
How many licks… until you reach the core?
As that candy apple proves, my sphincter is limber too.
And for my next trick…
If I do this for caramel corn..just think about what I will do for a fat cock!!
I like my men like I like my pretzels…
At this time of year the college freshmen will do anything for food.
This is gonna be tight.
Good thing I’m flexible.
Care to add the butter?
This is just act II What for ACT III and then the after party
Bend it like Beckham
When I get the other leg behind my head, you can Pop my Cherry.
as soon as i get the other one back there, you can use me like a spinning top
Toby Mariano for the win!
I’m stuck!
Latest add for fruit-o-the-loins.
The positions they put you in as an art anatomy model…..
After I get the other leg up, ill shoot the popcorn out my hole
At the fair I decided on the sweet fruit instead of the fried twinkie
Now, MAKE A WISH!
Do you want to see me put my leg behind my head, or my head between your thighs?
Act II’s new ad campaign. I’m sold!
I want some caramel corn 🙂
Well I got the popcorn, all I need is your “Butterload.”
I’d tell you how I pop popcorn…but it’d be better to just show you.
The Blue Fairy also gave Pinocchio an abiding love of Yoga.
It said 2 minutes on the back of the bag…not sure why it hasn’t popped yet?!?!
hey all you guys who are making comments for a headline with the carmel apple thats not the pic they want a caption for that was just put there as the block before you saw the real picture get a grip people
Orville Redenbacher’s youngest and gayest son, Whoreville Redenbacher has decided to finally join the family business after all!