Here’s a picture of gay porn star Harley Everett making a goofy face shortly before (or after) taking Fabio Stallone‘s big dick up his butt. He’s got his legs thrown up in the air like he just doesn’t care, and it almost makes you want to creep right through your computer screen and take advantage of the position he’s in.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Butch Dixon
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
We suppose theDarkMite won this round.
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BONUS – Harley with Lucio Saints, Jake Bolton, Sam Bishop & Fabio Stallone on BUTCH DIXON:
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