There is a beer bottle in this picture! You just can’t see it yet! Look beyond the cat.
Once you do so, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: A Bearded Boy
Click through to see the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
We were all thinking it, but guyinj said it.
My name is Ben and I’m a assaholic.
Buttweiser beer, this butt is for you!
Now that’s what you call a yeast injection.
No more coasters? I’ll handle that.
A new breed of cupholder
See! Now no more nasty water stains from beer bottles, like the one on my calf.
talk about a full bodied beer…
My British buddies like to hang out with me because, when I’m around, they don’t have to wait long for the beer to reach room temperature.
See, beer really can get you some pussy.
I am getting my deposit back.
What beers do you have on tap?
Is this what hitting bottom looks like?
Thirsty?
99 bottles of beer in my hole, 99 bottles of beer …
See, only one finger. Told you I was tight.
I hope it’s empty, I fucking hate warm beer…
The makings of a “1 man, 1 jar”
I told you this beer goes right through me.
“I said ‘grab me a bottle from your FREEZER’, not from your KEISTER!”
I love BEER, I’ll take it anyway I can!!!!
You provided the batter, now let me provide the beer!
get ur pussy off my beer
“Less Filling…My Ass???”
I’ve got major Beer-Shits…
Local Man Fingered in Open Container Incident
Long neck bottle, let go of my ass.
Come with me… And you’ll be… in a WORLD of pure imagination…
I like glass in the ass
Unfortunately, Marvin heard bottled bear. . .
Taste great or less filling….?
ass-cooler
“Thirsty Ass Thursday!”
He heard it was possible to get drunk faster if he put the beer up his ass
One down, five to go…
Is there a deposit on this bottle?
I’ll bet that you can’t handle a six-pack.
Look at his pussy! LOL
Gives new meaning to the term “beer enema”.
I can’t just pull a beer out my ass. Oh wait
taking beer cozzies to new lows
Vodka soaked tampons are for teenaged girls.
OK, now spin the bottle
I told you I’m not just a pretty face
Wait ’til they see THIS on America’s Got Talent…
Light beer is for pussies.
I know the English like warm beer, but surely there’s an easier way!!!
I learned absoultly nothing from 1 Man 1 Jar.
Bud lite: same great taste, and just as filling.
Tap that.
Home Brew is almost done
My boyfriend is so cold, He can chill a beer in 5mins!
I hate it when I run out of room in the fridge!
Sorry, I didn’t mean to take your beer…
His frat brothers were appalled when they found out that Bob had a habit of sticking his finger in their beer bottles.
Bottoms up!
Tossing back a few
Did u want a stout or an ass?
the fruit usually goes in the beer…not the other way around
i’m gonna rip me a new asshole!
oh, wait. . . . .
“Basement cat made me do it… i’m his bitch!”
Coasters!!! COASTERS!!!!
To bad no one told him he needed to put it in the other way lol
“Smugglers ain’t got nothing on me!!!”
Lager…. larger
Don’t worry guys, this round’s in me.
So that’s the bottom of the bottle.
“What?… There’s five more and a bag of ice?”
Anal Chug
”Oh!! I was supposed to put the ice cubes in first?”
Bud-Wise-Ooooohhhhhhh!!!
For all you do, this Butt’s for you!!
The king of beers
Introducing the Anal-flask 3000 – Always available, it keeps the hot stuff hot and the cold stuff cold!
I swear officer, there may be six empty beer bottles in my trunk, but I haven’t had anything to drink.
Beer->Bear->Beard
the new glass butt plugs
break the bottle inside me
Cold brewed my ass…..
Bud Light Salutes Real Men of Genius
Lol. Liked this one.
his parents must be so proud!
That’s my own caption, but it would have been slightly better if I put “Local Man Fingered in Open Container Probe”
wait… isn’t the glass suppose to break by now? like really? am i the only one freaked out by this?
who needs beer on tap when you can have this?
This product has been animal tested.
this isn’t for the caption contest, but wow…….does he have the business end of that bottle up his ass?! ouch!
Bottoms up!
Koozie….schmoozie….
hey, this is me… don’t remember you guys messaging me on my tumblr for permission though…?!
i’m open to it, just would have preferred being asked before guys…
and also , the photo is via :abeardedboy.tumblr.com, not tomesc.
seriously kind of irritated about this after seeing that, you should have inquired a bit more…
my followers were a bit dissapointed i wasn’t rightfully represented.
as am i
“Could someone dial 911 please ?”
A new way to recycle beer bottles.
Dude, we ran out of coozies…I had to put it somewhere
Meet Dewitt’s new beer coozy!
The downside of eating beer ice-cubes.
Recycle bottles goes in here from now on
18 or 24?