Today’s caption-worthy hunk is laying sprawled out on the kitchen counter, showing off his incredibly fuckable ass. But what’s this? There’s something he’s shoving up that perky butthole, and it looks like it’s a bottle of beer! Don’t try this one at home, folks…
With that said, we do encourage you to come up with funny captions for this picture. If you play your cards right, you could become next week’s champion! The last round’s winner may have ruined our childhood, but he also provided us an excellent opportunity to exercise our poor Photoshop skills. Click through to check it out!
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winner:
So wrong, but so right! Nice work, Frederick!
GWM, 22, looking for twist-off buddies.
I HATE it when I lose my bottle opener!
Fuckable ass indeed!
Damned, I just got to buy a bottle opener!
If Carlsberg made bottle openers………..
Can you help with the other 5?
Mike’s Hard Dildo Aid
This bud’s for you!
Enjoy the high life!
They said it was less filling, but I don’t think so.
Hey dude, could you oppop this for me.
Shit! Got toothache so am gonna have to drink this through my ass!
Yeast infection. Ew.
Does this beer make my ass look fat?
That’s not what they mean by “tapping a keg.”
I knew I threw away my bottle opener for a good reason.
Its the most Efficient way to Drink. lol
BOTTOMS UP!!
After a hard day at the gym, sometimes my ass just needs a drink.
“tom always acted like he had his head stuck up his ass…”
recycling made easy!
Open wide Mr. Winky!
This Butts for u! N how intoxicating it can b!!!
… gives new meaning to “on tap.”
Raging, justin got there before me, was thinking bottoms up just as i said it! lol
beer back mountain? lol
The ER nurses just rolled their eyes when Tommy said he accidentally fell on it.
seriously dude, just one of these a day will give you a great ass like this!
six pack = hot
opening a six pack one by one with nothing but your sphincter = priceless
Ale to the Chief!
I told you I had a hungry hole!
this beer tastes like shit
Taking the cap off with your teeth is for wusses!
I got y’er beer cozy right here
Grandma always said a beer enema works wonders.
My friend told me that beer enemas are good for you. It wasn’t til after i used a whole 6 pack that he told me i was supposed to drink the beer. Now i have a whole new appreciation for the term BUD MUD
Go ahead. Be honest. Does this bottle make my asshole look big?
Butt (should be) Wise Er
Made with the finest hops and barely legals.
Dude, that beer tastes like ass!
“No, really. This is my audition for ‘America’s Got Talent’ TV show.”
“The only downside is getting all the pop tops out later!”
Fuck My DRUNK Ass!!!
Hey guys, wanna see a neat party trick. Meet my friend ‘PopTop’
Taking too literally the notion of “queer for beer.”
“nothing like a good beer chaser”
“Dude, just let me douche first.”
I’ve heard of six pack abs but six pack ass?
Desperate times call for desperate measures,
Tight enough to pop the bottle and your cock
I dont just open bottles with my ass
a cerveja esta quente.
“Lemme get that for ya.” 😉
Great Taste…More Filling!
“This Butt’s for you”
1. In an effort to capture the gay market, Tres Equis is introduced through a partnership with Bel Ami.
2. The beer enema: guaranteed to make any frat boy comfortable with eating out.
3. It’s not underage drinking if you can still pass the breathalyzer.
“Who needs a bottle opener?”
This Bud’s for YOU!
As seen on TV “The Buttle Opener”
$250.00 an hour plus shipping and handling
New from the Swiss Army collection, Bottom Boy! A useful tool for all you daily needs!
The Hillbilly enema kit. Available everywhere!
“Everyone’s got a little ‘Captain’ in them.”
and now for the latest in counter openers.. flip over for the soda fountain..
When I said “Fuck the beer”, this wasn’t what I had in mind.
Wow, I’ve heard of hungry arseholes, but this is the first thirsty one I’ve seen.
Hey, I’m not drinking from that if there’s any backwash!
The oral sex of beer drinking.
Save time with our new lager; drink and get fucked at the same time.
Leave your mouth open for the important things in life.
Warning; do not shake beer or keep below 40 degrees.
Manhunt; keeping fratboys from needing to do this since 2005
“Hold on I almost got it open…”
Best bottle opener I got!
When he heard his friend say “Mike’s hard!” he got a little confused.
Another one I thought up.
“WARNING! Contents under pressure.”
Oh, forgot one;
‘Underage drinking will never be the same again’
wrong side for comparison advert – flip over and then use a can not a bottle
Let me crack open a cold one for you.
So that’s how you open a screw top bottle.
Oh Crap! I forgot to take the cap off.
When they said they’d “pop-a-cap-in-his-ass” they weren’t kidding!!
OR
This brings a whole new meaning to the phrase “pop-a-cap-in-your-ass”
Tired of the same old beer? Try ButtDraught….alive with pleasure….and bacteria
I’m normally a top. But one beer and I’m a bottom!
Cerveza mas Fine Ass
“With friends like these, who needs enemas?”
You can open it with your teeth, look what I can do!
“…now shake me real hard and it will look like a rocket….”
because ping pong balls are just sooooooo 2008…..
I swear it felt just like this
I hope this isn’t a twist off.
Or
There’s never a bottle opener around when you need one.
So that’s where I left my bottle opener.
They say you only rent beer . . .
um, UP the hatch?
Flip over for a little head.
1- Who says I have no marketable skill?!
2- If you want something done right…do it yourself
3- I got the short stick for duties on pledge night!
I don’t ususlly douche with beer, But when I do it’s X Dos Equis X
B.Y.O.B. Bring Your Own Bottom.
Like my new bottle opener? George Rekers suggested him from Rentboy.com
Three beer queer:
Ur doin’ it right.
Warning! Alcohol may affect impair your judgement!
or
The new beer flavoured enema. Coaches every where agree its the best!
Bottoms up!
Coffee enemas are gay, bro.
Nice twist top
Just insert and twist! It’s that easy!!!
You think this is neat? Wait till you see how I cut a steak!
how duff man takes a temp
i hope this dosent give me a yeast infection
Watersports for dummies!
Beer in the Rear Frat Boy
Thats what you get for swallowing the bottle whole.
That beer really fucked me up!
Best Way To Pop A Top
your said ‘beer & fuck’ so i brought the beer…….now you get to fuck
I hate it when I lose the bottle opener!
My ass is SO thirsty
I know it’s our first date but this is how my last boyfriend taught me how to open up a case..
I know it’s our first date and all, but this is how my last boyfriend taught me how to open up a case..
The hamster thirsty ….
OR
How about a cold beer 2 go with that hot piece of ass !!!
Last one : The cooler was full
Let’s hope it’s a twist-off…
Call me Jack, Mr. Daniels if you’re nasty!
“Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your colon, its so good!”
OMG! Look what I learned at camp!!
The difference between a straight guy and a gay guy is a 6-pack of beer. Here’s beer #1.
“That hit the spot”
or
“I’m a cheap drunk”
A bit Australian centric
“Make mine a XXXX”
this looks like a good place for a stick-up!
would u like meat and two veg, and an ice cold beer with your cock warmer?
I like the clean taste of this beer. Is that what they meant when they said to douche out my arse nice and clean?
You don’t believe I have a tight ass? Then watch this!
This is not your father’s beer.
I don’t always drink beer. But when I do, I prefer to stick it up my ass.
It’s okay, I don’t really need a bottle opener.
You’ve heard of bros icing bros with Smirnoff? This is the Mike’s Hard equivalent.
Thought bubble from the water bottle in front of him: “Hope I’m next!”
Seiously Brucie…douching with beer will make you act more butch!
The Swiss twinky bottom can even open beer bottles. What will they think of next?
Well what do you know? Less filling AND tastes great!
the actual good way beer goes up
This Bud’s for you!
Have i shown you my latest party trick?
You say bi-curious like it’s a bad thing…
I found a new way 2 get FUCK’D up!!!
Ahhhh! That beer really hit the spot!
OR
This is how I get drunk off my arse!
OR
I go from up my arse to off my face in 5.2 seconds!
(Public Service Announcement: alcohol is absorbed much faster and more efficiently via the rectum, making this an incredibly dangerous and unpredictable way to consume alcohol)
I love a guy who can tap his own ass.
You know you’re tight when you can open a beer with your ass.
“Bottoms Up!”
i told you i could hide the beer for the concert hand me the rest of the case.
sooo that’s where i put that bottle opener!
I don’t care about the caption, this is fucking HOT.
and you should see what he does with a forty.
Love to be that bottle.