For today’s round of Caption This, we’ve got a diptych featuring two views of the same young man. The first panel shows him right before he’s about to take a hot load of cum all over his face. The second shows him with a thick wad of splooge brushed across his forehead… There’s got to be something here, right?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Czech Hunter
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
12mile1964 had the top two best-rated captions. Congratulations, buddy!
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BONUS CLIP – Watch this twink suck a big cock:
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An unfortunate face meets a happy ending…
Load goes on. Acne goes away.
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Cum: Apply directly to the forehead.
Nothing witty just that guy isn’t too cute.
I think I’ve been shot.
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You’ve got cum on your face, you big disgrace
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The prettiest face I’ve ever cum across…
Timmy said to the male dermatologist, “This wasn’t the kind of facial I was hoping for.”
if you’ve got nothing nice to say then shut the fuck up
Pathetic
SIMBA!!
creme filling GOES inside
It wasn’t exactly what he expected when the top promised, “I won’t cum in your mouth…”
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You weren’t listening, I said I don’t like bechamel sauce
I thought you were aiming for my nostrils!
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I could have had a V-8? Really?
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Ive got cum on my mind…..
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Damn that boy is hot, I’d like to lay my own cum shot on him.
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KID MAY NOT BE CUTE BUT ADMIT IT HE DOES HAVE COCKSUCKING LIPS!!!!
What’s the matter, got something on your mind?
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James sometimes overdid it when applying his acne medication.
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SIMBAAAAAA..~