A horny young man drops his shorts in the refrigerator section of his local Sears. His pal drops to his knees and mimes (?) sucking his cock. Presumably, a third friend snaps a picture of their public affection, and we couldn’t resist using it for today’s round of Caption This! It’s just too damn good.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
We had to give this round to WestAtlBear.
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…and this model comes with an ice dispenser, a water dispenser, and a cum dispenser.
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