A young, naked man (with an especially nice butt) stands in front of his fridge. He looks forward whilst holding a bunch of bananas in front of him. Tragically, nobody is fucking him as he lurks in his kitchen looking for a snack… But I digress! It’s time for another round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption below:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
With 24 votes from fellow readers, Matt took this round.
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When you look like this, you don’t need a Banana Hammock.
“I dreamt a dream tonight . . . That dreamers often lie . . . In bed asleep where they do dream things true.” William Shakespeare
“Alas, poor Tarzan. I knew him well.”
Why do I always lose my dildos?…this will do.
Dude when I told you to put your banana anywhere I didn’t think you meant produce.
Wish I was hung like that!
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“Marco wanted a DP, but was afraid it would all turn to mush.”
I’ve never been penetrated by more than 2 – HMMM!!
This should be good practice for fisting!
Which of you wants to go out with me on Saturday?
Just get me some whipped cream, now I can make a banana split!…Too bad I lost my cherry years ago.
Wonder if all of these will fit back there at one time.
I usually use four fingers so why not four bananas?
Justin wonder what the world record was for the number of bananas in an ass at one time
Well, this is one way to simulate a gangbang.
If I freeze this bunch, will they be harder & firmer than the zucchini?
I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was
To peel them is my real test, to mash them is my cause
when life gives you bananas, freeze em and fuck yourself.
humm id go with the center one…
Now this looks like a bunch of fun.
I got nothing… he’s just sexy as fuck 🙂
Banana or Popsicle… banana or Popsicle…
Am I gonna manage my five a day?
Now, why would Johnny Rapid have bananas in his freezer?
hmmmm which one will fit the best?
Who put these in the freezer?
YA BABY! What a great fuckable ass too!
But I think I came up with a good one.
This bunch is better than 1 in a BUSH
This beats Banana Republic.
Now where’s the cream???
1 banana, 2 banana, 3 banana, 4! Take them up the arse like a right COCK WHORE
Only then did he realize the giant ice penis his roommate had left in the freezer……
sorry no caption for this…but have to say this guy is hot…luv his sexy sweet ass
Who wants a “chocolate” covered banana?!?!?!
which one is BIG enough…………….afterwards i’ll make banana nut bread………..
“Will this be big enough or should I go for the cucumber……”
the best part of waking up…banana in your butt
Bananas…. nah, too fragile…. Cucumbers… Nah, too bumpy… Zucchini… nah……
“Let’s see…for my mouth…or ass…decisions, decision…”
And then, right there in front of the refrigerator it hit him: Fuck Carmen Miranda. This Halloween he would hit the streets as Josephine Baker doing her famous “banana dance……”