Halloweeen may be long behind us, but today's caption-worthy image features a man dressed as a box of Franzia White Zinfandel. One of his friends has positioned himself under the spout, as another kind gentleman dispenses the wine into his mouth. And it's quite likely that this is only the beginning of the party.
This is a good picture, so don't let me down with your captions this week! We had some good ones last time around, but our very first entry wound up taking the prize in the end. Do you think you can top the hilarity of last week's winning caption? I'd like to see you try!
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
MMMM, good to last drip/drop!
I always like it better straight from the tap.
THis wine tastes a bit like piss.
Thank gawd you turned me on, I had to pee like a race horse…
As a child, Joey had always had a crush on Kool-Aid but in his adulthood, he put away childish dreams and moved on to the intoxicating Franzia Man.
Franzia launches it’s new Creamy White Wine Sauce in revolutionary box packaging.
Franzia Creamy White Wine Sauce: Preferred by 4 out of 5 drunken frat boys.
Oh, jeez, I spilled wine all over your shirt! You know what’s good for getting stains out? Sex with another man. – Family Guy
(in bad French accent and apologies to “Brothercasey” above) Zee, I told jou! Amereekan wine taste like pees!
This wine smells like asparagus
Man i thought they said this was red wine not white
Tip it Kathleen! The spigot’s messed up!- Maggie Griffin(Kathy Griffin’s mom)
I didnt think drinking white zin could get any gayer…I was wrong.
It always taste better right from the tap!
Wine from a box? Cum on!
Franzia! Don’t faint before me, im not drunk yet!!
Donnie has a fine taste for watersports and wine
If I wanted W(H)INE FROM A BOX I would talk to my GIRLFRIEND!
Put me under the spout, where the GLORY come out!
” I’ve had this taste in my mouth before!”
or…
” It does have a lil’ wang to it.. good tho!”
This would be easier if he had a bigger spigot.
Who said Box lunches were for school kids?