Geez, is the only way we can get you guys to submit captions by posting pictures of naked dudes? If that's the case, we're willing to oblige for this week. Today's caption-worthy hunk looks back from the comfort of his mattress, with a beer in his hand and his ass fully exposed. A container of vaseline rests behind his left leg, and several dildos are placed between his legs. Hmm, why is that extra beer bottle down there with them?
If Snoop Dogg hanging out with a robot couldn't spark your imagination, hopefully this guy will be able to help. I have a feeling that we'll get more than eight comments on this one! Let's just hope that one of them can make us laugh out loud…
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
It only takes 1 beer if it’s the right “Str8” guy.
Dude I told you, its not gay if your drunk!
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Come on man, we won’t cuddle afterwards I promise!
Tskunt — important to spell “you’re” correctly when captioning. oh, and don’t get me started on punctuation errors. ha.
= )
Oh yea, who’s the OCTO-MOM now!
Mmmmm… The bubbles make me feel all tingly inside!
no homo
Dildo-testing was fun, but I think it’s time for me to get a real job.
My girlfriend left these dildos, and I’ve got to get rid of them. Any ideas for how I can sell ’em?
Come on…. you gotta have SOMETHING bigger then those! You’re not even trying anymore.
Great taste, more filling.
This Butt’s for you…
Are you sure this isn’t going to hurt?
can i post in spanish?
Y pensar que de niño no me gustaban los supositorios….
i remember when i was young i didnt like to take my medicine that way! (the little capsuls trought your ass)
My vote is for “Tastes great, less filling.” I hope no one summits “Bottoms up?”
Vaseline: $2.49
Assorted Dildos: $125
Two Beer Gay for Pay Hunk: Priceless
“Guess which one I use for a party trick…”
Ready…Aim… Fire Torpedos…
Dude, I’ll be your mule; but wouldn’t it be easier to buy new dildos when we get into Mexico?
“Wait. You ARE really with Randy Blue, right?”
This beer tastes funny…hey, what are those?
I’m ready for my close-up Mr. Deville!
No worries bro! My bottle opener is built in!
Dude, I think we’re going to need more than one jar of Vaseline.
Tap This!
This is the picture in Webster’s Dictionary next to “GAY SIX PACK”.
One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, Im a ho ho ho!
Bwahahaha! I vote for Jocks’ comment “No Homo”
Will this fit in there?
i agree with Marc on Jock’s “no homo” comment.