We don't even know where to start with this photo! Two shirtless men are hanging out on a beautiful beach. One is wearing a blue speedo and holding an inflatable monkey. His heavily tattooed, extremely attractive buddy is wearing army shorts and tenderly holding… his friend's crotch.
Have you ever witnessed a sight that's more worthy of a caption? Probably, but these guys are still fucking hot as hell. Let's give them the caption they're blatantly asking for. And let's give it to them hard.
– Dewitt
To see last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Sure, I’ll keep the monkey out of the banana hammock.
i don’t have a caption, but i do wish i had a Photo Credit for this one.
and, i might speculate, the Speedo Guy sure is one lucky bastard — my own Cock would pro’ly get an instant boner, to have my Box cupped like that.
“I didn’t mean spank ‘that’ monkey.”
“So, You promise if I hold on real tight, Abercrombie will take me?”
“Yup”
“Ok. Let me put my Fierce on.”
Back off bitch, this is mine.
Summer Monkey Fun At The Beach
i get to play wiht at home
Oh Jesus! Im going to have to use this monkey to hide my boner!
mine ALL MINE!!
the guy in the blue speedo is not cute or hot. I dont know who told you that..ugh
“This is my Monkey, this is my gun….
This is for spanking, and this is for fun!!!!”
Dorky I know but call me Old Skool 😛
No…I said: “Like a monkey fucking a football!”…not: “Fuck this monkey with YOUR football!”
bulge….its whats for dinner
bulge….its whats for dinner
bulge….its whats for dinner
bulge….its whats for dinner
caption: “That monkey is a lot bigger than the cock I’m feeling here.”
Okay dude, no homo, I’ll hold your balls…you finger bang that monkey…then we’ll switch!
All your crotches belong to me!
Clutches for Crotches
“i like doing Charity Work.”
or
“this _my_ Crotch, right here!!”
“Dude, I thought you said you were str8 acting?”
“It’s not gay unless i smile!”
(awkwardly) “That wasn’t the monkey I was talking about spanking”
“No homo”
how ya like my lunchbox boys?