Here’s a picture of guy sticking his butt out of the back window of a car, while his pal crouches down and mimes licking his hole. We had a similar, albeit reversed image used for our Caption This competition back in April, but hell, I think this one’s worthy of its own post. A lovely reader sent it in, and we just couldn’t resist.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Take a look at today’s image and last week’s winner below:
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THIS WEEK’S PIC:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Kevin kept it simple, got 15 votes and took this round.
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