There’s a cock under that cock. To clarify, we mean there’s a penis under that rooster. The image for today’s round of Caption This was a bit too explicit for the front page of Manhunt Daily, so we had to call on our powers of strategic censorship.
Basically? This guy is wearing a dick like sunglasses.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Click through to see the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption:
TODAY’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Jason won this for us. CPUJoe was a close second with “This is the reason Neville Longbottom loved Herbology… MAN-drakes!”.
9…10! Ready or not, here I cum!
9…10! Ready or not, here I cum!
From the deleted scene vault: Will and Grace finally lose at charades when neither of them guess ” Geordi La Forge “
From the deleted scene vault: Will and Grace finally lose at charades when neither of them guess ” Geordi La Forge “
Those sunglasses aren’t anything Kanye West wouldn’t use.
Those sunglasses aren’t anything Kanye West wouldn’t use.
A preferred method of obscuring your identity in your profile pic.
I spy with my little eye, something that starts with pee.
You know that trick dogs do balancing a treat on their nose before they swallow it…?
After he was all grown up, Ralphie finally understood that the warning “You’ll shoot your eye out” didn’t mean he’d do it with a Red Rider.
Gay witness protection program…take 1.
Pay no attention to the man behind the cock!
I knew I should of plucked and shaved before my date
I knew I should of plucked and shaved before my date
Winner
I was worried people would make fun of his googly-eyes, so I cock-blocked him
I was worried people would make fun of his googly-eyes, so I cock-blocked him
The best hangover cure!
I am sensing . . . no, wait . . . yes, you’re horny!
One of the lesser know features in Googles Project Glass.
see no evil, speak no evil
Cock in the face, worth two in the bush.
cock blindness
cock blindness
cock blindness
I promise
cross my heart and hope to die,
stick a penis in my eye
I promise
cross my heart and hope to die,
stick a penis in my eye
is that the three headed man ?
I burned off my uni-brow quick I need something long and straight to draw it back on (did I not say straight)
you’re right it does get bigger the closer you get
the man with no eyes says ” I need my stick with the red tip, can you help me out”
Literally cock-eyed.
“Is that a cock under that rooster or are you just happy to see me”?
“Is that a cock under that rooster or are you just happy to see me”?
I see naked people…
I see naked people…
I see naked people…
cock-eyed: not so bad really
if i put my ear up to your balls i’ll hear you cumming
Confucius Say Confucius say; elevators smell different to midgets
Confucius say; elevators smell different to midgets