Since his last big announcement, porn star Cody Cummings has been relatively quiet about his sexuality, but now he’s living his truth in a new statement issued by Next Door Studios:
“Christmas is all about honesty,” he states. “And I can’t lie to my fans any longer! I, Cody Cummings, experience sexual arousal from cereal. Sometimes when I’m all alone, I’ll pop a few Lucky Charms into my ass and funnel some milk into my hole. The sensation of each marshmallow melting and coating my insides turns me on more than anything else. With this in mind, I will now be adding cereal play scenes to my repertoire.”
Also? He’ll be the subject of today’s round of Caption This.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Cody Cummings
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Oh, I think WE KNOW what he does, CMan65!
Next you can lick my sheleighly…
magically delicious!
magically delicious!
Looks like he found the pot of gold!
Looks like he found the pot of gold!
“Frosted Funkin’ Chams; They’re fag-ishly delicious!”
just you wait until i add my milk 😉
It’s important to start each day with breakfast
It’s important to start each day with breakfast
Cereal? Check! Bowl? Check! Milk? Wait, do bulls have udders?
Cereal? Check! Bowl? Check! Milk? Wait, do bulls have udders?
Mum said that when I had eaten all the cereal I would get the prize at the bottom
This is not a “caption” but I think it’s not nice to make fun of someone’s sexuality , especially since you guys are faggots. Pot,kettle? ALl these anti-bullying campaigns served no purpose it seems!
SO what if a few older gentlemen like myself enjoy COdy Cummings? I have never had sex with a man and he is my fantasy. He never goes all the way, it’s very tantalizing for us !!
oh no! he’s after my lucky charm!
ok kellogg beat this!
So glad you invited me for breakfast.
Making fun of sexuality? In my opinion, it’s far away from making fun of sexuality. And you can fuck off if you say “faggot” like that! Troll.
Taste the rainbow
Taste the rainbow
I think somebody already pissed in Marty’s cereal. Maybe they took a dump in his Lucky Charms.I guess I’m a little daft, but I don’t see where anyone is making fun of Cody Cummings.
Hearts, Stars, & Dildos. Cockrings & Blue Moons. Pots of cum & Rim Jobs, and the Red Balloons!
Lucky Charms…(now with dingle berries).
It’s 2012. You no longer have to be that repressed. :-
It’s 2012. You no longer have to be that repressed. :-
This ass is magically delicious~!
So this is what happens when you catch the leprechaun.
So this is what happens when you catch the leprechaun.
So this is what happens when you catch the leprechaun.
dingle charms! they’re magically delicious!
dingle charms! they’re magically delicious!
Grain for pay
breakfast on the ‘go’
Yes they are making fun of his sexuality, the post above accuses him of being a homosexual, and we all know it’s not true. it’s a random blogger who wrote it and not Cody Himself.
Really disgraceful , this should NOT be allowed even if it is the internet. It is defamation.
so, dewitt..
..did i miss something?
it seems you’ve been sinking your claws into mr. cummings a little, some times during my extended absences!
If you don’t think this isn’t allowed on the internet, you’ve obviously forgotten that you just typed “faggot” on a gay website! 😛
PInk hearts, blue moons, green clovers and brown starfish!
PInk hearts, blue moons, green clovers and brown starfish!
Just add milk!
Just add milk!
I don’t care what anyone says, this is my idea of a well-balanced diet!
I don’t care what anyone says, this is my idea of a well-balanced diet!
Mum!!!! I found the lucky trail…
Pink holes, yellow moons, orange stars, green clovers, blew diamonds and even purple whore-shoes.
I found the pot o’ gold at the end of the rainbow!
Taste me Lucky Charms…they’re magically delicious.
Cody Cummings is so lame and tired, I will admit he’s a hot looking guy but there are hundreds, when he starts sucking dick and truly bottom, he’ll have my attention
it’s the same old thing with him, boring
Now this is magically delicious!
“Accused” of homosexuality, why is being gay an insult?