Here’s a picture of porn star Colby Keller and a whole lot of gum balls. Considering this picture screams blatantly obvious sexual innuendo, we thought it’d be a good pick for our Caption This series. Plus, we have a total boner crush on Colby Keller. Deal with it!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision…
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Big Shoe Diaries
To check out last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
We’re sorry! We had to give this one to lefred…
This week on “Will It Fit?”, we introduce Colby Keller’s ass to this gum ball machine!
So many balls … so little time …
And for my next trick, I’m going to make this entire gumball machine… Disappear!!
I got a caption for you;
This photo screams “unworthy of caption”.
or…
DeWitt fail.
Honestly, there is nothing sexy or sexual about this photo to warrant a “Caption This” post. Just because he’s a pornstar doesn’t mean every photo the guy is in is sexy or caption worthy or some bull****. Next you’re going to have a Caption this of somebodies elbow.
Fail.
On a better note, last weeks Caption This is hilarious and sexy. Had a laugh.
Now…. you can have these….or the real thing!
OOOH…a GUM ball machine; I thought he said….
Now this is a butt plug worthy of my time.
For only 25 cents you can put one of my balls in your mouth!
I’ve sucked on more balls than this!
Where can I get one of these Viagra dispensers?
(caption) hinting, the only way a man can.
(in a speech bubbel) “think i want this”
Sweet, juicy, long lasting, and the gumballs aren’t bad either!
I told you Gumballs machines are Phallic shaped!!!
I thought you got paid to suck on balls, not the other way around!
I’d put a quarter in if I knew I’d get Keller’s balls. But all I’d get is a shitty gum ball.
Christian – if you don’t like, it don’t play! Can’t you see a lot of men enjoying this? It is you, not Dewitt, who has the problem.
I SUCKED THIIIIISSSSS MANY!
And here is where I discovered my love of sucking on balls.
who said i didnt have ball to take on a huge cock
and I was hoping for a two for!
Hey, look, I know it’s overwhelming, but here’s a little advice from a professional… eat the blue ones first.
This is how many balls were in my last orgy!
ooooh! Multicoloured Anal Beads!
Oh man!!! Balls of coulor
Lets play chubby bunny!
How many can you fit in your mouth?
Hey Manhunt – thanks for lifting my photo from my blog, the Big Shoe Diaries @ http://www.colbykeller.com –
– it’s a fun one, no? 
EEP! And thank you for pointing out that we forgot a photo credit. Just added a link in the post!
I didn’t know you could get them flavored!!
Whats the ‘world record for most balls in your mouth at one time’?
I can shoot all these colorful balls out of my ass, just as you can shoot ping pongs out of yours!
I wanna put my balls in it!
I like to share these balls with you ( gum balls too even )
How many ben wa beads can you hold? We’re about to find out. Who’s got a quarter?
or, “ohhh, multi-colored anal beads!! and only 50 c. this is gonna be awesome…”
Balls are nice, but I like a lot of dicks.
Presenting Le Buttblug Extrordinairre…..
You’re not going to believe this, but there was this one time in band camp…