Bent over on all fours, this guy is simply asking for it! And by "it", we mean a hilarious caption… This week's caption-worthy hunk looks like he's eager to take it doggystyle, but you might want to clear off his back before you start thrusting. Right above his ass, he's balancing a video game controller, remote control, lube and a bottle of beer.
If you think you can top last week's winning caption, give it a go and leave a comment with your best attempt. Given the material you have to work with, this one should be pretty easy. So what are you waiting for? Bring it on!
– Dewitt
To see the full pic and last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Just missing a table top
The Future of Home Entertainment!!!
Bitch, you forgot to open the beer…
I give up!!! There were so many better captions last week…You might consider hiring someone with a sense of humor above that of a 16 yr old…..
In this economy you take a job wherever you can find one.
Pleasing to a variety of straight men.
got ass?
Man and Furniture; Perfected
Ok..let’s see what else you have up there
The 2010 Fuck Bench, durable and can plug in from the back, front and bottom
Achievement unlocked — Straight-boy Slave — 69G
What else does a guy need?
quite an end table!
Press release from Microsoft: behold the new xbox 360 docking station – insert and play!
Yeah I got it at Ikea.
TV Trays are so 1950, but I will take a set of 4.
Introducing the new Wii Sex gaming console with built in drink and lube holders.
Batteries not included
The only thing a Xbox 360 controller’s good for.
Yes, it is butch veneer, do you like?
I present to you “The Modern Homo-Housewife”
Microsofts new marketing strategy towards the gay market.
Xbox 360: $500
12 pack of beer: $12
Lube: $16
Being able to fuck the table you put it on: Priceless
beer $5, xbox controller $45, large bottle of lube $20. having a cute bubble but as a table top priceless for everything else theirs manhunt
Yeah I had nothing else to do with him, so I put him to work.
Finally, something from IKEA I’d actually buy!
Honey, where did the new furniture come from?
when i said ‘end table’ i didnt mean this!!
The latest from the Elton John Furniture Collection
Coasters…Dammit, use the coasters!!!
The ultimate stay-cation can be yours for just 1 easy payment of $19.95. Call now!
Just in the NEW! Naked coffee table.
LOL Zac & Joe !!! Big Black dick sold separately
choose thy weapon
the perfect recipe for a perfect nerd’s night out…er…in.
All in all the makings of a potentially great night if you ask me hahaha. Can’t think of a caption though unless you use that…
Who tattooed the leg of the table? It’s ruined!
Dave where the sheet my moms coming over?
“i’m up for a little Bro Rape, bro.”
Oh Shit! My boyfriend’s home early! Quick, pretend you’re the coffee table!
the perfect man
“this Bro Rape Kit is only missing the big black dildo!”
Good boy.
It even has a built-in bottle opener, watch…
“Are you being served?”
What more could you ask for? The guy has everything!
Ikea just got gayer.
Doggy really is man’s best friend…
I Better get a good tip…
what to do with the boyfriend when your mom comes over