Armed with a cucumber and a large tub of vaseline, a young man explores his attraction to vegetables. He strokes his dick gently as every inch slides into his eager yet poorly-lubed (Vaseline? Seriously?) hole. And it’s the perfect equation for another round of Caption This.
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VeggieTales: Uncensored
Salad Shooter!
This cucumber makes up for my boyfriend’s “gherkin”
That’s not what I meant when I said “try cruising the supermarket”
If he takes to long it will turn into a pickle…
“What are you looking at they said try cucumbers for hemroids they work on eye puffyness dont they”
sod european law on curved cucumbers, they don’t know what there missing
…and if it turns into a pickle, it’s time to douche.
Something’s not sitting right here…
In this tough economy, you have to make do with what you have. Namely what’s left over at the community garden.
Another quiet evening with the Jolly Green Giant.
I can’t think of anything funny, cause all I want to do it hop in his dick and say “Me next!”
Just making sure I’m getting one of my Five A Day
I am glad I got the lettuce and tomatos in first.
That’s one way to get your vegetables!
This whole RAW food diet sure does suck.
homemade cucumber dip
The redneck dildo!!!
…redefining the phrase “tossed salad”
Reduce Reuse Recycle
adding cucumbers to the tossed salad…
Going green never felt sooooo good!
The guys are gonna love this special salad dressing I am making…
Dr. Atkins Approved!
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Mama said get three servings of vegetables a day.
I coulda had a V-8, but this is much more fun!
Who knew being a vegitarian could be this fun
meat and 3 vegetables??? Only one that counts
Damn! That’s the last time I let the Jolly Green Giant fuck me!
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Twist right for slices, twist left for julienne……
Ribbed…for his pleasure.
i’ll pass on the salad …
What? This isn’t how you make cucumber and red meat salad?
“Wow! The Jolly Green Giant’s realistic dildo goes in SO smooth!”
Lady Agatha, your cucumber sandwiches have a somewhat petroleum taste to them.
Now if you wanted to practice safe sex you would use the lebanese cucumber which comes shrinkwrapped for your protection 🙂
Organic is the way to go!
here we go “go green” can be much better than some of those toys out there,plus the economy is tuff right now 🙂
Shoplifting all the makings for a salad up his ass wasn’t Jerry’s best idea. At least the cucumber comes back out easily. Not so the earlier head of iceberg lettuce.
thats one way to get your daily servings of veggies
Well, Mrs. Obama didn’t say HOW I should eat my vegetables.
I told him to heat up the cucumbers in some oil, but I meant in the frying pan.
I said organic, not orgasmic.
4 more up there and I will have my daily serving of veggies.
Every boy should get his daily serving of fruit!
For the Jolly Green Gian fantasy in all of us……….
how long must this thing stay in before its a pickle?
What? I switched to organic only.
If Veggie-Tales taught me anything, it’s that Cucumbers are great for delivering good news to my prostate!
Veggie-Stuffed Beef – Fruit?
Keeping things green, sex & enviromentalism!
The vegetarian version of “Hide The Sausage”
I Hope my girlfriend dosent walk in on me . It will be hard to explain why iAM using her cucumber the why it up my ass
Cheaper than a Boyfriend!
I just need mayonaise to complete this salad…
OH !!!! Thank God I’m a country boy !!! oh yeah , next week the zucchini will be ready to hmmmmmmm.Harvest
That pumpkin is gonna hurt in Oct if I don’t start stretching now.
Portable pressure cooker, dress and compress your veggies in no time at all!
You shoulda saw what I did with the carrots!
What to use Before the Corn is ready.
I knew my arse was hungry when it wanted to eat its greens!!
The recipe book said I need to juice it, but I have no blender…
so much for a cucumber just being a nun’s friend…
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Can someone pass the dressing?
Just getting my 1 of 5
I figured, if an apple a day works, this will cover me till next month.
That should count as the last portion of veggie for the day.
What a true vegatarian!
It’s official — Vegitarian activists have no ruined the dildo market.
Well, the doctor did say i needed to stay healthy…?
MOM ALWAYS SAID TO BE SERVICED BY 2 VEGGIES A DAY
so…that’s how pickles are made.
haha, love it, i’m gonna try that one
The cucumber said … “Wait for me before you toss the salad” … 🙂