This week's caption-worthy image stars none other than Darth Vader. In celebration of the Halloween season, he's disguised his lightsaber as a penis. On top of that, he's wearing an alternative helmet, which matches his weapon's costume. But what's he saying? What's the story behind all of this?
We'll let your genius minds answer that question. Last week's edition of Caption This spawned so many clever responses that we had trouble choosing a winner. We decided to go with the first one that made us laugh out loud, but don't let that discourage you from putting out your creative best.
– Dewitt
To check out last week's winning caption, follow the JUMP:
Luke: “Holy shit. You really DO have a 25-inch cock !”
Sorry, but it brings to mind “Spaceballs”.
“May the Schwarz be in you!”
“Luke… Who’s your daddy?”
“come to the cock side”
new and improved hats, now urethra-free for extra rain protection!
I like to beat before I shoot.
I got the Magic stick
Jealous?
I am now Darth Deferens! You must face your destiny and take my PenisSabre!
Luke, use the foreskin
luke, use the foreskin
“Luke, I said, ‘give me your _hand_”
Luke, Cum to the cock side!
Cum to the dark side so my light saber can penetrate you
Did u call me a Dick Head????? Take this Cock saver boi!!!!!
or
Did you call me a dick head?? come suck on my long dick saber boi
“Haha, no I’m not really your father. I like penis too much.”
loose lips sinks battle ships!!!!!!!
Come and take a ride on my disco stick…
Luke Skywalker lets c if u can walk after this !!!
Ah, I wish I was fucking Han instead of using this massive dildo and going solo.