In this lovely black and white shot, two men with especially perky asses play a game of darts with their pants around their ankles. Why are they half-naked? Why aren’t they fucking one another? Who’s winning the game? There’s only one person who can answer these oh-so-important questions… YOU!
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image below. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Check out this week’s pic and last week’s winner below:
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LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
Congratulations, 12mile1964! With 34+ votes, you win.
Bullseye
I have no caption, because I am mesmerized by the fellow-on-the-left’s amazingly muscular thighs and tantalizing ass.
And just how much I want my “meat dart” between those cheeks.
WOW< three BULLS EYES at one time
These gay Match.com events have really gotten interesting
After I nail this bullseye…yours is next.
We aim to please!
you get a bullseye, i get your browneye……..this time
“You just need a double top to win!”
Strip Darts
you just don’t have to take your pants all the way off
Bubble or nothing?
You are so right Dwayne, this beats the hell out of beer pong!
Objets d’art!!
Whoever cums closest to the bullseye gets to ride Paddy O’Brien!
“It’s hard to even hit the board when all I wanna do is suck on your cock, Rob. Please stop playing dirty or lemme blow ya!”
Jack carefully eyes his target for a bulls-eye with his trusty dart!
One day the no-pants challenge WILL be a thing! Unzip and join in, bro!
Aim for my bullseye!
This is the deciding shot, loser bottoms!
Soon, someone will aim their personal darts at another target, and then the buttsex will begin.
I wonder who’s target will get hit first, Mr. Black’s or Mr. White’s?
I wonder whose target will get hit first, Mr. Black’s or Mr. White’s?*
If I make this bullseye, you have to suck my dick, and if you make it, I’ll suck yours…..deal?
forget captioning that, I wanna fuck that.
Ed squealed “Bag o’ Nuts” and “Double Top”. Sadly, Ted learned too late they were terms used in darts.
three bulls eyes for the price of one
(this is not an entry just a comment). GOD DAMN those are amazing asses.
You miss the bulls eye, you strip. No if’s and’s or butts….
I thought you said we were going to play “Pin that donkey dick on my tail…?”
How two bottoms decide whoever has to top.
You’re right, shaving my ass did improve my game.
curious as to why the “loser” is bottom–you make it sound like somehow it’s inherently better to be a top
Hit the bullseye or miss the board entirely: in this game of strip darts no matter who loses everybody wins.
Guy on right: Ugh, when you said lets strip and play with our darts I thought you had something else in mind. humph.
The annual office strip darts contest gets off to an early start.
I think we should have stayed with a game of Strip Poker!