There was a brief moment where I wondered if the shot above should actually be today’s Caption This picture. Noah Greene looks pretty ridiculous with that blissful expression on his face, his arms stretched out as Jake Cruise reaches into his shorts…
But this isn’t today’s Caption This picture.
The real image shows Jake Cruise taking Noah’s cock balls-deep down his throat, all whilst making one of his signature Jake Cruise facial expressions.
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for the image above. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
Photo credit: Jake Cruise
Click through to see this week’s pic and last week’s winning caption:
THIS WEEK’S PIC:
LAST WEEK’S WINNER:
A Star Trek reference? Amazing work, Carolinabear!
OMG!! I think the head is my stomach
OMG!! I think the head is my stomach
OMG!! I think the head is in my stomach
Oh, shit! My wife is home and I got something stuck in my throat.
A new version of CPR. Mouth to dick.
A new version of CPR. Mouth to dick.
Oh, shit!! My wife is home and I got something stuck in my throat.
Oh, shit!! My wife is home and I got something stuck in my throat.
Did I forget something?……..KEVIN!!
i’m a disgusting old man that had to pay HOW MUCH? to have this dick down my throat
ATM means WHAT?!?!
ATM means WHAT?!?!
ATM means WHAT?!?!
ATM means WHAT?!?!
Who knew that the best way to make yours eyes pop out of your head was with head
genius
told you it was a grower ,not a shower
Hehehe why thankyou 🙂
What happened to a warning before you shoot?!?!
Ahh darn! I could have had a V-8!!
and my wife wanted me to drink a V8
I love the geordi la forge – I didn’t know he was french! Great photos and caption.
I feel my uvula – and I’m coming. Linda Lovelace was such a good Mum.
I love the geordi la forge – I didn’t know he was french! Great photos and caption.
I feel my uvula – and I’m coming. Linda Lovelace was such a good Mum.
more than you can chew
yeah, I coulda had a V8. But instead…
I think I’m going into anaphylactic shock from all the cum.
I can’t believe I ate the while thing.
I know he said a big load but……………
Oh Damn! i think it just came OUT my ass!
Oh Damn! i think it just came OUT my ass!
I concur! This one is perfect!
is that a fucking spider!?!?!?
You’re voting for who?!?!?!
Queer eye for the not so straight guy!
There goes my gum!
Ohhhhhh fuck!…I do have a gag reflex!
Ohhhhhh fuck!…I do have a gag reflex!
Dang! I thought by winning last week’s contest I’d get a personal email from Dewitt…..please include a full nude shot! 🙂
I don’t wanna close my eyes. I don’t wanna fall asleep cuz I’d miss you babe. And I don’t wanna miss a thing. (God I hope people get this. lol)
I don’t wanna close my eyes. I don’t wanna fall asleep cuz I’d miss you babe. And I don’t wanna miss a thing. (God I hope people get this. lol)
Oh shit. We *finally* found Jimmy Hoffa.
Oh shit. We *finally* found Jimmy Hoffa.
Let me show you my brilliant Homer Simpson impersonation. D’oh!
“Let me show you my best blowup doll impersonation! :^O”
-Jake Cruise
OMG! Shoooeeesss!
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape?! And I’m not in it!
Hulk Hogan made a sex tape?! And I’m not in it!
that will teach you to talk with your mouth full
that will teach you to talk with your mouth full
What do you mean I have to do this for 40 days and 40 nights, Noah?.
DId I just swallow my gum?
DId I just swallow my gum?
Why thay fuck with this ugly old fart ?? Need money so badly ??? I feel the smel of death from this pics…brrrrr
OH SHIT! MY METAMUCIL IS KICKING IN!
Oh thank goodness! He got that popcorn kernel out of my teeth!
OMG! I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing!!!
I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing!!!
Doh! There goes my uvula…
Doh! There goes my uvula…
can you say ball gag?……..sure you can.
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing!
now you see it, now you dont
the magic penis trick
yea but if he’s wearing a condom wouldn’t it be prophylactic shock
THARRR SHE BLOWS !!!
THE TATTOO ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD SAYS ” 25 CENTS”
THE TATTOO ON THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD SAYS ” SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR YOUR MONEY BACK “
BLOWJOB BY SNEEZY
WOW ! There’s a lot of room in there with your teeth out!
OH, SHIT! I must be full it’s coming out my ears.
you cannot call me an airhead anymore !!!
you cannot call me an airhead anymore !!!
“I’m old, disgusting, and painfully undesirable.”
There, done =D