A multicolored light spins ahead, as a very happy young man drops his pants and shows off his ass. His dear ol’ pal sits on the floor below him, directing his tongue toward that fuzzy butt crack. That’s the premise of today’s Caption This snapshot. Any takers?
If you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
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This one made us laugh out loud, JC!
“I swear dude, tastes just like skittles, how’s the E by the way?”
“I swear dude, tastes just like skittles, how’s the E by the way?”
And this is why Disco will never Die!
And this is why Disco will never Die!
Just stick your @$$ out, cuz you were born this way baby.
Ah, this is John Travolta’s original premise for Saturday Night Fever.
Ah, this is John Travolta’s original premise for Saturday Night Fever.
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
I wanna take a ride on your disco stick
jello shots are SO 1975, butt shots are the new thing.
jello shots are SO 1975, butt shots are the new thing.
WAY better than prom
WAY better than prom
Now… this is better than poppers.
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
So, how many licks does it take till you get to the center of the?
tongue licking good
tongue licking good
I said I was going Down to Love Town
I said I was going Down to Love Town
The all new electric slide
The all new electric slide
I want your boogie fever on my disco stick!
gimme your “Tunnel of Love”…remember the song?
gimme your “Tunnel of Love”…remember the song?
All I want is your Pink Cadillac…
All I want is your Pink Cadillac…
Won’t you take me…..to FunkyTown!!!
Won’t you take me…..to FunkyTown!!!
What a great way to get a doorman job at this bar!
tastes like chicken
tastes like chicken
You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record baby. Right round round round.
You spin me right round, baby. Right round like a record baby. Right round round round.
Little Red Corvette!
Little Red Corvette!
I think I am about to get shit faced
Get into the groove! classic x
Ohh dear 🙂
Ohh dear 🙂
Hey Guys, he farts disco dust!
ya gotta lick it.. before ya stick it….
I’ve heard about “disco sticks”, but this is just plain ridiculous!
One late night booty call, now suck my disco balls.
Disco stick: You’re doing it wrong.
jello shooters are so 1975, the new craze taking over college dorms..
wiggle it. just a little bit
tongue licking good
Taste the Rainbow.
Oh yeah well break dance my ass BITCH !!!
AJ gettin’ a BJ from CJ the DJ.
Two words….OPEN BAR!
Now we know what happened at Prince William’s bachelor party.
I’m pretty sure the “disco stick” is on the other side Gary.
Gay? This guy has a rainbow shining out his arse!
I don’t think this is what Snoop meant by ‘Drop it like it’s hot’.
Sweet, I finally got a winning caption! Thanks!
So this is why disco started catching on.
Hey, man, the men’s room is out of toilet paper. Hook a brother up!
This is what happens when you wait and get caught on the tale end of the line.
lets do the limpo !!!woh it’s hard
I’ve got disco coming out of me ass.
ooo you taste like john Travolta!!!
Hey, where’s my gumball? I put my quarter in the slot…