Looks may deceive! While this may appear like a perfectly natural, unedited image of a young man chowing down on two fried chicken drumsticks, he’s actually sucking on two extremely large penises! Why does he have such an unfortunate expression on his face? We’re not entirely sure, but it’s definitely worthy of a caption or two…
In the last round, you whipped out some pretty good ones for porn star Nick Moretti, so we have faith that you’ll be able to do the same for this cute college jock. Leave a comment with your best caption, and you might be selected as next week’s champion!
– Dewitt
For the uncensored pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winning caption…
Congratulations to Tigger, for beating everyone else to the punch! Obviously, we needed to go with this reference to A Christmas Story. What else would you expect from us?
I only have room for oe at a time
*Warning, KFC’s new Double Go-Down presents a choking hazard…
Double your pleasure, double your fun …
🙁 they told me there were going to be four!
A dick in the ass is worth two in the mouth.
But I’m already so full from the last two!
Ronnie Kroell will do anything to be on Manhunt Daily.
southern fried is always tasty. georgia on my mind!
Mmmmmmmmm… two piece and a biscuit!
And the taste test goes to contestant 2…contestant 1 left a rather strange “tang” taste in the judege’s mouth…
I’ve licked and I’ve licked, and this is in the center of Tootsie Roll Pops?
Are you sure this means I’ll get the apartment?
It’s like Mama always told me- too big for the mouth is a pain in the ass.
I can’t believe I ate the WHOLE thing!
This isn’t what I expected from the BOGO free at Walmart.
Tastes like chicken
You didn’t tell me you had a siamese twin
S-O G-double O-D Good!
Dick licken goooood!
…you guys promise not to wash them before next time, right?
Finger lickin’ good!
What I learned from the “Triple Dog Dare”
Double dip of deliciousness.
Two’s company
Two heads are better than One!
Where’s the beef?
The Colonel told me he would give me a facial with the 7 herbs and seasonings
Aw, man, I though it really was chicken.
Oh, how I dearly wish my mouth were just a bit larger.
and I’m the bargain bucket!
“this would be funnier if i was black”
I was reading this 5 page article on “how to give a better blowjob” and it was 90% talking about making eye contact… but, how?
UMPH! I thought I was getting the “Triple Dog Dare” super size value meal!
Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch the tiger by the toe. If it hollers let him go. Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, you are it!
4 years of Drama School and 3 years of Expressive dance for THIS?!
popeyes new two handed lip smacking 2 fer
JohnnyS gets my vote! Very funny!!
“When Chester ordered double sausage from Domino’s, he had no idea he’d still be hungry after.”
I said to SuperSize this happy meal…
not salty enough
Can I at least see your badges first?
He still doesn’t know how Bel Ami could possibly pass on his audition…
Dick cheese: making people cringe since 2007
Bet ya can’t eat just one….
Mmmm… now that’s finger lickin’ good (and it really does taste like chicken)
im hungry
(no joke)
*Sugar Crisp Jingle* “Can’t get enough of those bigger dicks!”
Taste like fish!
There’s room for one more
Lockjaw it really sucks
Fingering? Licking? Its all good!
“Are you sure this is a cure for a hangover?”
“Now that’s what I call finger fucking good”
Are you sure this is allowed on the Jenny Craig diet?
C’mon guys…are you sure that this is how to keep blowing the bubbles into this hot tub?
Two heads are better than one!
Double your pleasure, Double your fun!
Hopefully the second one will get rid of the taste from the first one!
Jason’s new found passion for competitive eating soon found its way into other aspects of his life…
“My mother always told me I shouldn’t play with my food”
too many cocks spoil the biatch
“see, white people like fried chicken too”
(Its ok to laugh guys im black)
Tom Tom, for the win.
i don’t have a “clever” quote for this, but that is one lucky fuck
two dicks in one hole
….These ARENT lollipops?
I’d enjoy this so much more if I were gay…