Caption This: Drive-Thru At McDonald’s

A young man with a very appetizing buttocks stands in front of the drive-thru menu of a not-so-appetizing fast food restaurant. Why are his shorts inching toward his ankles? Is he touching his penis? And perhaps most importantly, will he order a Big Mac or Chicken McNuggets? These are the questions brought upon us by today’s Caption This snapshot.

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98 thoughts on “Caption This: Drive-Thru At McDonald’s

  1. *Try all you want, it won’t supersize that way…
    *I hope he’s bigger than a happy meal.
    *He wanted people to drive thru his ass, so…

    and, not even a comment, but that is one hot ass!

  2. And in business news, McDonald’s announced the opening of its first 24 hour, walk through, glory hole service in Provincetown….

  3. “Introducing McDonald’s new dollar menu” Or “Introducing McDonald’s new lean, low-fat menu”
    “McDonald’s new ad campaign aims at topping into the gay market”
    “For starving college kids, food IS porn”
    “Dude, I smoked so much pot I had some major munchies, but was hella horny by the time I got to McDonald’s.”
    “Drunk texting? HA! I drunk order, oh yeah!”
    “Even breeders would agree, eating my ass tastes better than this sh*t”

    and yes, who is this guy? I’d so tap that ass, YUM.

  4. I’ll have the McChicken Sandwich meal, yes i’m going large, oh ‘Im making my own sandwich sauce.

  5. “Can I get the number 12 with ass”
    “would u like some cock n semen with that”
    “yes”

  6. Hmm, It’s so difficult to choose from here. I think I’ll order the McDonald’s Special to go please ….

  7. He was looking for an ass burglar but got confused and asked for the Hamburglar.

  8. “At McDonalds’s, our food is so hot that some people can’t control themselves…”

  9. Angus burger hold the pickle, side of nuggets and oh yeah… I want my salad tossed!

  10. I’ve got the buns, now I just need the meat and special sauce. I’ll take it supersized!

  11. Unbeknownst to the public, the G in the new ‘Angus Burger’ was just a typo…

  12. I’ll have the Esiason #7 meal, and make sure you supersize that…. And a diet coke.

  13. 6 pcs. Chicken McNuggets ———————————$1.99
    Med. Fries —————————————————-$1.49
    Lrg. Diet Coke ————————————————$1.79
    Half-naked drunk frat boy begging for a blow job ——–Priceless

  14. he has been trying to get the McWeiner on the dollar menu so long that he decided to just do it himself

  15. HEY RONALD !I HAVE A BOY TOY FOR YOU, AND HE MAKES HIS OWN SPECIAL SAUCE JUST FOR YOU.

    THIS MEAL WILL MAKE YOU HAPPY

  16. I meant….”And here’s the reason their new McCafe shakes are thick and creamy.”

  17. i think mcdonalds slogan already has it covered… or for this guy, i guess uncovered.

    ba da bah bah bah, IM LOVIN IT!

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