Two frat boy types are pushed up against a wall, presumably wearing nothing but their baseball caps. Four horny twinks are fighting over their hot bodies. The mad rush for cock is so overwhelming that the first two guys throw their hands up in exasperation and hopelessness. What the fuck is going on here? No, seriously, what the fuck is going on here?
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– Dewitt
Photo credit: Dick Dorm
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Nice work, JwithG! And an honorable mention for Jason‘s interpretation.
Let Timmy feed first, he’s the smallest.
Look! One’s an innie and one’s an outie!
Two cocks for very boy!
*Sung to the tune of Surf City by Jan and Dean. *
Oh Boys,Dinner’s being served
Obviously I messed that up. It should read:
Two boys for every cock!
I throw my hands up in the air sometimes, Sayin ayooo taste the rainbow
How many doctors does it take for a consult? For the last time I din’t know where I picked it up from.
Dude, like I told ya – the peanut butter on penis trick works all the time!
tryouts for the road company of Jersey Boys just got a lot more competitive.
I told you this was a fluff job….
Just wait til they start doing the kegstand version of blowjobs!
amend that to
“tryouts for the road company of Jersey Boys just got a lot stiffer.”
🙂
Got my hands up, they’re sucking my cock, this is definitely okay… yeaaaah, it’s a party at dickdorm today.
But it’s the pelvic thrust, that really drives you insay-ay-ayay-ane.
O.K., so if I don’t touch them with my hands, I’m not gay…
Like moths to the flame…
Look ma no hands
This is the coolest sperm bank robbery I have ever heard of.
The newest way to donate to the local sperm bank.
Release the gays, there’s fresh meat
DUDE!!! WTF? You got the wrong Axe!!!!
2 vs 4…we can take them
We give up, take what you want!!!
Cum!
It does everybody good.
Look Ma, no hands!
Here we are at the Fellatio Final Four, the two best cocksuskers advance to the finals!
enough milk for everyone, don’t rush
Piranha 4
He scores, He shoots!
The gays go marching… two by four… HURRAH!
I just asked if our pubes looked like they’d say “Awesome” when put together!!
CUM AND GET IT (Rings dinner bell)
My milshake brings all the boys to the yard!
You’re $1-a-day donation to “Feed the Cock Suckers” will help ensure that these hungry cock suckers can have a dick of their own…
That should be your…
You’re right! NEITHER of them has a dick!
WHERE’S THE BEEF?!? I don’t think there’s anything down there…
One in the hand really IS worth two in the bush!
Who says dorm food is nasty? This sausage is delicious!
Come on guys, work our cranks harder! Josh and I are really trying hard to “raise the roof!”
Ooooh Double rainbow! Double rainbow…
i told you, when you ask a gay guy for a blow, it doesnt mean with a hair dryer
see this is what a straight guys dick looks like
Stay perfectly still. Their vision’s based on movement.
Feeding the animals at the heavy petting zoo.
That’s right! Everyone line up for the Breath-Alyzer!
Left behind gays are adopted and nursed by some willing heteros.
I’ll be happy when they start bottle feeding…no wait, I won’t….
Everyone get a Lab buddy…time to experiment!
Finally…a REAL use for Eenie, Meenie, Miney and Moe.
Put yo hands up, and then they stay there and they stay there
Thank god for the Spring Pledge Rush
yummy yummy something running in my tummy