Somewhere outdoors, a young man bends over on all fours, as his friend shoves the neck of a beer bottle into his ass. That’s the basic premise behind today’s Caption This snapshot! The last time we had a picture like this, we received over one-hundred comments. Will this horny duo break that record? Stay tuned in to find out!
Oh, and if you’re up for the challenge, leave a comment with your wittiest (or sexiest) caption for this image. We’ll sift through the entries for the best of the bunch and post the winner in next week’s Caption This post. Think you have what it takes? Prove it, you cocky motherfucker!
For those of you who aren’t coming up with anything good, we encourage you to click through, check out the current submissions and show some support by “liking” another reader’s caption. Who knows? It might influence our final decision.
– Dewitt
To check out the full pic and last week’s winning caption, follow the JUMP:
And here’s last week’s winning caption…
Simple and to the point, Travis! We laughed out loud.
Deliverance II
This isn’t what I pictured when you promised to show me your beer bong.
Hey! Hold up! That bottle was already opened!
Trust me you get a buzz faster this way!
Thats the last time I leave you in charge of packing the douche bag!
Are you SURE someone is going to find this message in a bottle?
Nature’s Bottle Opener
B.O.T.T.A.
“Beer on Tap That Ass”
Trust me, this is the way they do it in the doctor’s office.
Are you sure it ‘s not a twist top?
“Are you sure this is for a snake bite?”
Are you sure this will get us on manhunt
Hey! they told me I’d get my five cent deposit back
Are YOU sure I can pass a breathalyzer this way???
Now this is what you get for forgetting the bottle opener.
“Hiney”ken Light!
Fill’er up!
How the boys from the woods open beer!
Next time you’ll remember to pack the opener.
Bottoms up!
the gerbel isn’t drinking…
I thought it was a twist off cap. Good thing we brought an opener
Bringing new meaning to “POP OFF TOP”!
All the buzz and STILL able to pass the breathalyzer!!!
Hey, this is how my dad opens his beers!
“are you sure they cant pic this up on the breatherliser?”
Really! my Pa showed me how to drink like this….
dude dont worry i saw this on an episode of south park
Damn, I hope this doesn’t spew all over me!
D’oh! I think I just let one out!
The new Redneck bottle opener from Ronko.
Time for a refuel!
Just wanted to point something out. Last week I had 10 people say they liked my Art class caption the best. Then Manhunt posted the winner this week of it and the caption which won only had 2 people who said they liked it.
So it doesn’t matter what the people say it only matters what manhunt wants.
Yes maybe I am a sore looser, but I think manhunt should at least pick the one the public likes the best.
The gerbil is thirsty.
By the way mine was “Straight guys will believe anything, I am not even in an arts class.”
I do want to thank all the people who said they liked it. I thought it was one of my better ones over the course of these captions.
36 left, 24 right, 16 left, BINGO, told you I could get in…..
u got a purrty mouth. it makes me want to pour beer up your ass.
When it’s half in you’ll be ready for me. From fizz to jizz.
That’s how I pop a cap in yo narrow ass
How they get off in the backwoods
Dude, calm down. They clearly state how many people like your comment “might influence our final decision.” They don’t say it determines who wins. How many hundreds of people did *not* like your caption? How many hundreds didn’t bother “liking” any of them? Just because you got the most “likes” doesn’t mean the public likes it the best.
Douching with beer, It’s better than plain water.
How to make a redneck dildo.
And ure sure we will get drunk faster?
Instruction manuals: Not to be considered optional.
I’m sure I packed the bottle opener there…
No wonder Jacob failed his electricians exam. That aint a light bull and that aint a light socket
No deposit, no return.
*Serving suggestion
I guess Jimmy is not a bottom, he is a bottle top.
Quit bitchin. You were the one that forgot to pack the bottle opener.
Hey, there’s a quarter on the floor…
“WHOA!!…………Wait a minute. Isn’t that a twist-off?!??”
This is just a warm-up for my cock!
The hooplehead version of a Mountain Dew chaser.
OH SHIT DUDE IT’S STUCK !!!!
My ass isn’t a bottle opener, but this sure does feel good.
See? I told you it was fine I forgot the bottle-opener.
bottling a very powerful brew…
I told you, I like to get drunk, but I don’t like the taste of alcohol.
I could go for a Buttweiser, or a Hineyken right about now…
One too many!
Jimmy secretly wished this was only the first of two “tops” in his ass that day…
Welcome to the Redneck Full-Service Gas Station.
Okay Tommy, that’s the second bottle out. Thanks for carrying the six pack.
quiet a few south africans in here hey?
Yup razor. South Africans! Gay paradise.
Hmm, just tell the doctor you fell on it.
You just embarrassed yourself and you have no idea. What a princess!
Another expert demonstration at the bottling farm.
Let’s see if the guys at Manhunt Daily will post this on “Caption This”
New asshole bottle opener. Coming soon to your local Walmart
You sure got a purdy butt, squeal boy squeal!
Here. Hold my beer and watch this!
im not sure this is how u make a bong
WE’LL MAKE MILLIONS SHOWING REDNECKS HOW TO BOTTLE GAS
That piece of ass was so good, we need to bottle it and sell it!
Gas prices are so high we have to bottle our own!
Grab A Heinie!
You should have seen where we put the KEG last week!!!!